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Jun 2, 2023, 20 tweets

BIG GAY ENERGY

BIG GAY AGRICULTURE

BIG GAY FOREIGN AID

BIG GAY STASI

BIG GAY PUPPY KILLERS

BIG GAY HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES

BIG GAY DEPARTMENT OF UNIONIZING ALL THE THINGS

BIG GAY PHARMA KICKBACKS ADMINISTRATION

BIG GAY AIRPLANES

BIG GAY MAYOR PETE’S SLUSH FUND WITH ADDED FISTING AWARENESS

BIG GAY AGENCY THAT STORES ALL YOUR NUDES IN A SECURE MULTIBILLION DOLLAR FACILITY IN UTAH

BIG GAY AGENCY THAT FONDLES YOUR KID AND GRANDMA AT THE AIRPORT FOR LITERALLY NO REASON

BIG GAY DEPARTMENT OF SLUMLORD SUBSIDIZATION

BIG GAY DEPARTMENT OF PUTTING YOU IN JAIL FOR A DECADE FOR A MEME (UNLESS YOU’RE A SHITLIB) WITH BONUS POINTS FOR INTERSEX AWARENESS

BIG GAY DEPARTMENT OF TRYING TO BRIBE OTHER COUNTRIES TO ALSO BE GAY

BIG GAY DEPARTMENT OF LETTING THE BEST OF US DIE ON SECRET WAITING LISTS UNLESS YOU’D LIKE A SEX CHANGE OR AN ABORTION IN THAT CASE PLEASE STEP RIGHT IN

BIG GAY COMMISSION THAT SUES COMPANIES WHO DONT PUT ENOUGH WASHED UP DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS ON THEIR BOARD

BIG GAY NATIONAL USELESS AS TITS ON A BOAR HOG FOR 50 YEARS ADMINISTRATION

BIG GAY APPALACHIAN JOE MANCHIN LAUNDERING FEDERAL TAX DOLLARS TO HIS WIFE COMMISSION

BIG GAY DISCARDING REPUBLICAN BALLOTS SERVICE BE SURE TO BUY THEIR NEW HARVEY MILK STAMP TO SUPPORT POWERFUL GOVERNMENT PEDOPHILES

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