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Jun 2, 2023 • 20 tweets • 6 min read • Read on X
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Apr 20
Sec. 101 of the Ukraine Aid bill:

- $1 billion slush fund for the Secretary of Defense.
- $250 million slush fund for the Director of National Intelligence

Okilydokily
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Title III of the Ukraine Aid bill:

$481 million for refugee and entrant assistance.

The Administration for Children and Families gives this money to the NGOs coordinating the border invasion. Incredible. Thanks, @SpeakerJohnson
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@SpeakerJohnson Title IV of the Ukraine Aid bill: funds appropriated to the President:

-$39 million for USAID operating expenses
-$25 million for "transition initiatives"
- $7.9 BILLION for an "economic support fund"
- $1.6 BILLION for "Assistance to Europe, Eurasia, and Central Asia"

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Nov 14, 2023
This article didn’t even link to the report because it’s such bullshit. I found it on my own (). Total and complete bullshit.

I’m talking brazenly false claims about “increased extreme weather events” and diatribes about redlining bullshit. nca2023.globalchange.gov
How bullshit is this government climate report, you ask?

Well. Climate change is gonna be way harder on you if you are a “sexual or gender minority” Image
How bullshit is this government climate report?

Not only does it blame recent inflation on climate change, but also domestic violence and segregation. Image
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Nov 11, 2023
Omg I love these, let’s take a gander at the sob stories 🧵🧵🧵
Chrysta borrowed $47,000 for a masters in counseling. She lives in Miami, an insanely expensive city where she works as an academic advisor.

She apparently made no payments during forbearance. Solid advisor for college students. Image
Jamie got a masters and went to work as a teacher. But he didn’t like that, so he went and got another masters so he could work for the municipal government as a policy analyst

He was going to renovate his new house with Biden’s student loan debt forgiveness.
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Oct 1, 2023
Let’s take a look at the article’s sob stories, shall we? I wanna see who’s crying…..🧵🧵🧵
Dominque Byers borrowed $60k and got an MBA to become….a Human Resources consultant. He lives in Charlotte, a ridiculously expensive city. RIDICULOUSLY expensive. He spent the forebearance period borrowing even MORE money.
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Parvanae borrowed $60k to become a teacher, which means she could have gotten it all forgiven after a period of time teaching. But she quit, and now she’s a freelance writer who makes $200 a month.
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Aug 15, 2023
This young man gets to grow up with a wealthy family on a ranch. He can do whatever he wants, will probably never have to worry about anything. Extremely blessed.

He sued his state to make poorer people have less affordable lives because he claimed he couldn’t ski as much.

Now, after winning, he’s going fishing and camping with all the gear daddy bought him. While the people whose lives he just made harder go back to work.
In case you thought I was exaggerating about the skiing thing:
Know what? I was wrong. On re-reading the ruling, the kid in the picture’s BROTHER is the one who can’t ski as much because climate change.

Kid in the picture says climate change is “hampering his ability to perform music and theater at a high level”
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Aug 14, 2023
How insane is this ruling?

Well. The judge thinks a five year old has standing because of their “feelings like loss, despair, and anxiety”, “stemming from the effects of climate change” https://t.co/KJGop13QTk
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Nevermind that nobody can even quantify the effects of man made climate change. On anywhere, let alone Montana. But the effects of this unquantifiable damage on the emotions of actual children…just wowie lol.
When the suit was filed, one of the plaintiffs was two years old.

Two. Years. Old.

The judge ruled that the two year old had suffered mental injury stemming from climate change. Image
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