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Oct 23, 22 tweets

🧵 Donald Adolf Hitler Trump throughout the years.

Hitler, circa 1994, staring menacingly at a black man.

1996: Hitler makes a phone call to deport a woman for her "foreign accent".

2005: Hitler invades the Emmy Awards, disguised as a farmer.

1997: Hitler narrowly avoids being eaten by famous anti-fascist, Michael Moore.

1988: Hitler tries to convince George Bush to invade Poland… Ohio.

1970: Hitler wears a polka dot tie, as fascists tend to do.

1989: Hitler attends secret society meeting of brutal warriors.

2016: Hitler appears on Jimmy Fallon to spread fascist propaganda to the masses. Fallon was executed by firing squad later that year for touching Hitler's hair.

2005: Hitler met with a notorious assassin with ties to Russia and her husband.

2004: Infamously fascist state media, SNL, provided Hitler a platform to spread his hate.

2004: Hitler hosts a series of television shows feature live firing squads.

2007: Hitler conspires with mob hitman and Sarah Palin.

Date Unknown: Hitler meets with John Kerry.

2006: Hitler meets with Black Nazi.

1988: Hitler meets with others to watch men bludgeon one another for sport.

1988: Hitler attempts to kidnap black woman.

2004: Hitler begins organic chicken farm to feed shock troops.

2017: Hitler attempts to knock over the Western Wall in Jerusalem.

2019: Hitler attempts to strangle the American flag in show of defiance against freedom.

1992: Hitler recruits young boy for his youth program.

2024: Hitler seizes control of an American restaurant chain.

I think you get the point.

If you think Donald Trump is Hitler or a fascist, you're either a liar or an idiot - probably both.

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