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๐Ÿงต Donald Adolf Hitler Trump throughout the years.

Hitler, circa 1994, staring menacingly at a black man. Image
1996: Hitler makes a phone call to deport a woman for her "foreign accent". Image
2005: Hitler invades the Emmy Awards, disguised as a farmer. Image
1997: Hitler narrowly avoids being eaten by famous anti-fascist, Michael Moore. Image
1988: Hitler tries to convince George Bush to invade Polandโ€ฆ Ohio. Image
1970: Hitler wears a polka dot tie, as fascists tend to do. Image
1989: Hitler attends secret society meeting of brutal warriors. Image
2016: Hitler appears on Jimmy Fallon to spread fascist propaganda to the masses. Fallon was executed by firing squad later that year for touching Hitler's hair. Image
2005: Hitler met with a notorious assassin with ties to Russia and her husband. Image
2004: Infamously fascist state media, SNL, provided Hitler a platform to spread his hate. Image
2004: Hitler hosts a series of television shows feature live firing squads. Image
2007: Hitler conspires with mob hitman and Sarah Palin. Image
Date Unknown: Hitler meets with John Kerry. Image
2006: Hitler meets with Black Nazi. Image
1988: Hitler meets with others to watch men bludgeon one another for sport. Image
1988: Hitler attempts to kidnap black woman. Image
2004: Hitler begins organic chicken farm to feed shock troops. Image
2017: Hitler attempts to knock over the Western Wall in Jerusalem. Image
2019: Hitler attempts to strangle the American flag in show of defiance against freedom. Image
1992: Hitler recruits young boy for his youth program. Image
2024: Hitler seizes control of an American restaurant chain. Image
I think you get the point.

If you think Donald Trump is Hitler or a fascist, you're either a liar or an idiot - probably both.

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