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Jan 9, 11 tweets

I think the best way to anticipate where the US is headed next is by looking at the life of Stephen Miller, the US shadow president and very embodiment of evil that is now appearing on every TV channel to defend the ICE agent that summarily executed an innocent woman.🧵

Having went bald and aged some 37 years in between the ages of 15 and 17 and already an avid reader of "Guns&Ammo" magazine by the age of 12, Miller would eventually let his only friend know they can't see each other anymore on grounds of him being the wrong shade of white.

Failing in his bid for Student Government, having run on a platform that argued students should not have to pick up trash, because, in his view, that was the God given role of Black and Latino janitors, Miller began incessantly calling into local neo-Nazi radio shows.

While continuing to call said neo-Nazi radio shows several times a day, every day, to share his mild views on race and immigration, Miller also discovered his literary talent and penned an article titled "A Time to Kill", in which, to be fair, he mostly argued for torture.

The straw that eventually would earn him a spot on a podcast would be a well argued rant about how schools in California are just too tolerant of Spanish speaking children, point at which Steve Bannon himself identified Miller as possible hope for America's fascist movement.

Fast forwarding multiple Fox appearances in which he defended everything from rape to the pay gap arguing women are just generally less intelligent and hard working, Miller would find a job working as reichspressechef for an undercover KKK agent acting as Alabama senator.

With Trump's first term in office, he will earn a minor appointment and quickly start working on what was to become Trump's first Muslim visa ban, followed by an act aimed at cancelling DACA, an order which gave some degree of legal protection to immigrant children.

In 2019, Miller's 900 emails long exchange with right-wing outlet Breitbart News would leak to the public, exposing his plea for the publication to focus more on crimes committed by immigrants and "non-white" individuals and to popularize his idea of "deportations by train".

In 2020, the 35 years old Miller wound finally meet a women willing to date him in the form of Katie, a Homeland Security adviser than helped pen the "Family Separation Act", an act aimed at deterring illegal immigration by separating migrant children from their parents.

In between the first and second Trump administration, the Millers would busy themselves with the creation of "America First Legal", an organization mostly militating against the immense racism and discrimination apparently suffocating the straight white men of the country.

In July 31, 1941, Goering would task the SS with "a final and complete solution to the Jewish problem through emigration and evacuation".

On November 13, 2024, Trump would appoint Stephen Miller, this evil incarnate of a man, to do something sounding eerily similar to that.

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