I think the best way to anticipate where the US is headed next is by looking at the life of Stephen Miller, the US shadow president and very embodiment of evil that is now appearing on every TV channel to defend the ICE agent that summarily executed an innocent woman.🧵
Having went bald and aged some 37 years in between the ages of 15 and 17 and already an avid reader of "Guns&Ammo" magazine by the age of 12, Miller would eventually let his only friend know they can't see each other anymore on grounds of him being the wrong shade of white.
Failing in his bid for Student Government, having run on a platform that argued students should not have to pick up trash, because, in his view, that was the God given role of Black and Latino janitors, Miller began incessantly calling into local neo-Nazi radio shows.
While continuing to call said neo-Nazi radio shows several times a day, every day, to share his mild views on race and immigration, Miller also discovered his literary talent and penned an article titled "A Time to Kill", in which, to be fair, he mostly argued for torture.
The straw that eventually would earn him a spot on a podcast would be a well argued rant about how schools in California are just too tolerant of Spanish speaking children, point at which Steve Bannon himself identified Miller as possible hope for America's fascist movement.
Fast forwarding multiple Fox appearances in which he defended everything from rape to the pay gap arguing women are just generally less intelligent and hard working, Miller would find a job working as reichspressechef for an undercover KKK agent acting as Alabama senator.
With Trump's first term in office, he will earn a minor appointment and quickly start working on what was to become Trump's first Muslim visa ban, followed by an act aimed at cancelling DACA, an order which gave some degree of legal protection to immigrant children.
In 2019, Miller's 900 emails long exchange with right-wing outlet Breitbart News would leak to the public, exposing his plea for the publication to focus more on crimes committed by immigrants and "non-white" individuals and to popularize his idea of "deportations by train".
In 2020, the 35 years old Miller wound finally meet a women willing to date him in the form of Katie, a Homeland Security adviser than helped pen the "Family Separation Act", an act aimed at deterring illegal immigration by separating migrant children from their parents.
In between the first and second Trump administration, the Millers would busy themselves with the creation of "America First Legal", an organization mostly militating against the immense racism and discrimination apparently suffocating the straight white men of the country.
In July 31, 1941, Goering would task the SS with "a final and complete solution to the Jewish problem through emigration and evacuation".
On November 13, 2024, Trump would appoint Stephen Miller, this evil incarnate of a man, to do something sounding eerily similar to that.
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With about 60 days left before Hungarians head to the polls, I figured it is the perfect time to revisit Orban's achievements by comparing Hungary to Romania, just to show how inefficient Orban's authoritarianism is even when compared to a far from perfect democratic state.
Despite having half of Romania's population, in 2003, shortly after Orban's first term, Hungary had a GDP of $85 bil. while Romania's stood at $57 bil. Today, after 15 uninterrupted years of Orban, Hungary's GDP is about $240 billion, while Romania's stands at about double that.
In 2010, just as Orban started his second reign, the country stood as the 53rd least corrupt country in the world, while Romania was ranked as 75th. In 2025, after too many years of Orban to count, Hungary succeeded in being ranked as significantly more corrupt than Romania.
For lack of a better way to put it, consider this as a revised crash course into the current U.S. administration for my fellow Europeans, just so we can more easily tell which bit of the up and coming American Reich each of these abominations is in charge of.🧵
Famous for having gone bald and aged some 37 years by the time he entered high school, point at which he had already picked up what was to be a lifelong passion for racial purity, Stephen "Reichskommissar" Miller is the current White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy.
Often affectionately referred to as "pure f*cking evil" by her closest friends and by everyone who has ever met, seen, or heard her really, Kristi Noem is the woman Trump tasked with deporting people to Salvadoran concentration camps, after learning that she shot a puppy.
Since this US administration’s agenda of insulting Europe has now reached the topic of food, with the US Secretary of the Treasury claiming he would “rather eat bugs” than Swiss food, I decided to revisit and expand my list of US food so unsafe most of Europe had to ban it.🧵
US Instant Mashed Potatoes
Stuffed with enough BHA and BHT preservatives to give the product an expiration date of absolutely never, most of Europe has outright banned the product, depriving Europeans from what is otherwise a cheap and convenient way to encourage hairloss.
US Pork
Because American pigs are often fed large amounts of ractopamine, a drug that does wonders in increasing muscle growth in pigs and cancer in humans, the EU has deemed the product unsafe and banned it, seemingly without much concern for the profits of US oligarchs.
Because it remains important to show the world what Russia looks like, the country that continues to spent hundreds of millions of dollars every night trying to freeze and terrorize the Ukrainian population, I have compiled a "best of" from my guides through Russia's cities.🧵
With its 200k inhabitants enjoying a life expectancy of 42 and having "life may be bad but at least it's short" as the unofficial motto, Dzerzhinsk is a must among worldwide chemical weapons enthusiasts, with popular tourist hotspots such as "The White Sea" and the "Black hole".
While a romantic sunset, sunrise or the sun in general is not something you're likely to experience in Norilsk, a city that fields a beautiful bi-annual Biblical plague when the local river runs red with pollution, is one for sure bound to go straight to your heart. And lungs.
With MAGA rediscovering American exceptionalism and thinking Europe to be the underdeveloped backwater where we live in underground holes and bow hunt rats for survival, I've decided to do a short thread tackling some of the many failures of the American education system.🧵
While MAGA propagandists, Elon Musk, JD Vance, and Fox News spend every minute of every day telling you that the Europe you can’t point out on a map is unsafe, we’ve built so much safer of a society that it would take several civil wars to get us on par with the United States.
While amounting to about a quarter of the world’s GDP, the United States of America can barely provide its population with a life expectancy comparable to that of Albania, which, despite being Europe’s poorest country, still manages to offer free healthcare to its people.
To highlight Russia's willingness to negotiate and because we tend to lose track of facts and statements, I've compiled a list of all threats and predictions made over the past 2 years by Dmitry Medvedev, former president and current deputy chair of Russia's Security Council.🧵
January-February 2024
Russia to soon get Alaska.
Texas to become independent with Russian help.
Threatens Sweden with annihilation.
Threatens British PM with cluster munitions.
Threatens Ukraine with nuclear missiles.
French farmers to start a revolution against Macron.
March-April 2024
European ambassadors to be kicked out of Russia then all of Europe to get nuked.
Claims Latvia doesn't exist.
The French and the Anglo-Saxons threatened be nuked.
Threatens Latvia with nuclear weapons.
The French and Germans threatened to be nuked again.