Thread by @canokar

So it seems Kemal Kılıçdaroğlu will not quit. This is incredibly infuriating.

The problem is he's so boring, there's no chance he has a secret sex tape.

We are watching one of the major embarrassments of Turkish political history.

Yes, the Justice March was great. Yes, helping İYİ to get into the elections was impressive.

But he has lost 9 (nine) elections.

IT IS TIME TO GO!

And saying he will not congratulate Erdoğan for his victory is ridiculous. No-one cares what he thinks. İnce already did, that was the party line, now we move on.

Except the opposition can't move on because Kılıçdaroğlu turns out to have superglued his seat to his backside.

"Koltuk sevdası olanların bu partide yeri yoktur"

He literally just said, "Those who love only their seats have no place in this party".

Irony just died, woke up again to vomit and then died again.

International observers will not know that a major reason the AKP got so many votes over the years is (I have heard this countless times): "Who else would I vote for?"

They have a point. This is an absolute shitshow and it has been like this for a decade.

I am INCANDESCENT.

Anyway, I apologise for my mental breakdown. All I say is, "Yapacağın işi sikeyim."

İnce has to take the next step because this manchild is killing the CHP party.

And yes, I realise that means CH Party Party. Don't care. My last remaining hair just got pulled out.