EU: Here are your two options.
UK: What about this third option?
EU: We told you at the very start that could never happen.
UK: But your two options are impossible for us.
EU: They are your options.
UK: But what about that third option?
EU: Are you listening?
UK: What about this third option?
EU: We told you at the very start that could never happen.
UK: But your two options are impossible for us.
EU: They are your options.
UK: But what about that third option?
EU: Are you listening?
Meanwhile at home:
Remainers: We told you Northern Ireland was a massive issue.
Brexiters: Technology!
R: But that's still a border.
B: Sovereignty. Anyway, we'll go for a No Deal if unsolved.
R: How will No Deal help?
B: It's better than a bad deal.
R: ... ... ...
Remainers: We told you Northern Ireland was a massive issue.
Brexiters: Technology!
R: But that's still a border.
B: Sovereignty. Anyway, we'll go for a No Deal if unsolved.
R: How will No Deal help?
B: It's better than a bad deal.
R: ... ... ...
Also back in the UK:
R: Can we at least have a second referendum to check if this is still what people want?
B: No, that would be undemocratic.
R: How can a vote asking people what they think be undemocratic?
B: Because we decided already and we'll riot if there is another vote.
R: Can we at least have a second referendum to check if this is still what people want?
B: No, that would be undemocratic.
R: How can a vote asking people what they think be undemocratic?
B: Because we decided already and we'll riot if there is another vote.
