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Aug 9, 2018 • 7 tweets • 3 min read
I am sending this tweet... to send a follow up right after
This is Michael @freedom_moates moates ☝️
Michael moates ladies and gents. Women repellent
Go ahead say i am body-shaming someone and completely disregard his original tweet
Someone stopped the Jesus 3-D printer mid printing and right before the muscles step @freedom_moates ( I am a little sick and have all night Michael )
Michael moates @freedom_moates: honey boo boo just called after i showed her your picture. She said she is no longer straight.
I hate to say anything sciency @freedom_moates ( since science is so libtardy and all) but natural selection already decided your genes are weak, it is the reason you can’t pop a chub anymore. Pesky Darwin shit.

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