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Jan 18 • 4 tweets • 3 min read
Fox News’ avid teleprompter mouthpiece @HARRISFAULKNER just said “transparency advocates” are concerned about @JoeBiden not being required to disclose who visits him on weekends at his house, like a Hunter Biden.
True story.
Hey @mattsgorman, I want to know if your scumbaggery is occasional in exchange for some $$ or this is a standard douchebag option?
.@laurakfink you know you triggered the faux news producers when they tell @HARRISFAULKNER to put her reading glasses on quick.
Also @laurakfink

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