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Aug 22, 2018 • 3 tweets • 1 min read
Pakai spek at the same time bulu mata kau panjang adalah combination yang terus. Bulu mata aku dah mcm wiper kereta duk lap cermin mata
BODOHLAH TYPO TERUS NAK GI MANA HANAT! TERUK LA! ISH
Siapa perli typo aku, aku harap malam ni kerengga gigit kemaluan dia

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Old disney channel, i missed you.
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Yg jual rm5 utk satu design blh pergi mati kena lenyek dgn troli tesco!

Ini adalah thread. Designers meh baca sat jgn duk malas!
Try imagine kau architect and kau jual blueprint dgn hrga rm5 apa kau rasa?

Then try imagine kau nelayan and kau jual 1kg ikan patin = 50sen. Berbaloi?

Photographer bayar rm2/hrs utk photoshoot. Gambar siap sekali dgn edit for customer. Best?
Same concept with designer! Kau ingat designer ni kemam keyboard ke utk sara hidup?
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Jul 7, 2018
Dkt psr malam tadi aku dengar budak ckp kat pakcik buta minta sedekah

"Gemuk, pemalas minta sedekah je tau!"

Then trus lari dkt parents yg tgh makan. Parents tu buat bodoh walaupun nmpk anak dia kurang ajar! Just asking, kau tak ajar anak kau manners ke lahnat?
Seriously budak2 skrg kurang ajar gila sampai tahap syaitan pun malas nak hasut.

Bunuh kucing, pecahkan tv, pecahkan almari damn kau budak2 bak kata org tua luka sunat pun tak kering lagi!
"ah kau tak kawin tak layak ckp psl ni!"

Shut up bitch kau dah kawin pun bodoh ada hati nak judge aku layak ke tak nk bersuara! Ha marah ni marah
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Jun 24, 2018
Masdo ada hak atas branding mmng patut dia mrh. Duit kau utk buat lagu, album, makan minum etc suddenly ada org cantas apa kau rasa? Wlaupun lagu depa hancur, sekurangnya dorang ada job drpd mengganggur.

Oh sorry aku lupa melayu mmng x suka tgk melayu berjaya. Damn stupid me.
And psl adab, yes. Salah. Adab mmng kurang but kita focus dkt brand ye rakan2?

Ye tahu brand dia tak laku tp still ada yg support n duit supporters ni lah yg majukan undustri dorang. Btw, if tak laku pehal ada yg nk plagiarism? Wuhu!
@KugiranMasdo ni band lama. Org je baru kenal. And genre muzik dorang pun nice bawak irama lama. Buat lagu raya baru salah, bukak lagu rave salah, buat lagu irama malaysia pun salah eh kau gi dgr lagu DSV jelah sial
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Jun 23, 2018
Tgk cerita indon yg cari hantu, kemain senang. Baru masuk pintu dh jumpa hntu. Cerita cari hantu malaysia, mat salleh kemain susah!

Bagi yg duk cari cerita2 cari hantu best, aku suggest Zona Angker. If ada lg cerita cari hntu best sila smbung tweet ini & jadikan thread!
Ha yg ni pun best versi melayu tp skrg dh takde dkt tv. Kalau nak kena search dkt Utube. Cerita ni lama gila sejak zaman aku baru lahir
If korang jenis mamat mata biru, geli bahasa2 nusantara ni blh try layan ni. Tp dorang ni more to science. Kalau mnat blh layan. Mana nk cari? Youtube byk
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Hye geng. Salam #storypuaka, Salam Syawal, Salam tiktok dan musickeli, Salam geng baju sendat, Salam geng muda tapi tak dpt duit raya, Salam Salam Salam! Wah ada gaya pengerusi jawatankuasa masjid tak?
First of all, sorry sebab lama tak update cerita. Busy yang amat sial lahabau hawau dunia ni! Makin tua aku ingat kehidupan makin indah rupanya indah khabar dari rupa! Naik cuti ni aku kena submit 3 project and ada final exam woiii!
But before that, aku nk pnjam seminit korang utk sedekahkan alfatihah pada guru, sahabat serta coach aku yg baru pergi meninggalkan kita pg td. Tq geng tercinta
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