This hilarious, too-candid guy behind Trump was deemed an unsuitable background prop by the Trump choreographers. He was replaced (see next tweet) with someone who could actually feign enthusiasm for Dear Leader.

Here he is being replaced (and he's not the only one).

“Kimmy, could we get someone in from the cattle call to replace the too-honest guy in the plaid? He’s a crisis. We need an actor!”
They found wonderful "Plaid Shirt Guy!" I want him to appear at all Trump rallies henceforth, to translate Trump by, instead of signing-or-the-deaf, miming-for-the-sardonic. thedailybeast.com/we-found-tyler…

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More from @BettyBowers

Aug 7, 2020
Thanks to a helpful tip, I have identified Jerry Falwell, Jr.’s yacht. It is called “Wheels.” Comparing the photo Falwell posted and a photo on the boat’s website, the unzipped photo was taken in a bedroom. ImageImage
“Wheels” rents for $200,000/week, but the Falwell family uses it for free because Liberty University gives money to its owner, NASCAR’s Rick Hendricks. boatinternational.com/charter/luxury…
Liberty University has a $12M deal to sponsor William Byron one of Hendricks’ drivers. Part of the deal is the yacht could be used for Liberty purposes. But the Falwells treat it as their own private yacht. A gift/income they should be paying taxes on.
liberty.edu/news/index.cfm…
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Jan 8, 2020
CASHIER TONIGHT AT GROCERY STORE: "Have a blessed day!"

WOMAN IN FRONT OF ME: "And you have a fucking, goddamn blessed day too, honey!"
"Have a BLESSED day" is America's favorite form of passive-aggressive proselytizing.
Here is the best part: She said it with the nicest, most friendly, dulcet tone of voice possible. Seriously, she is my hero.
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