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Mrs. Betty Bowers

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CASHIER TONIGHT AT GROCERY STORE: "Have a blessed day!"

WOMAN IN FRONT OF ME: "And you have a fucking, goddamn blessed day too, honey!"

"Have a BLESSED day" is America's favorite form of passive-aggressive proselytizing.

Here is the best part: She said it with the nicest, most friendly, dulcet tone of voice possible. Seriously, she is my hero.

The reason why I thought it was so funny is that "Have a BLESSED day" is so obnoxious.

You can't even be polite to a stranger without making it all about how "religious" you are? Just stop that self-congratulatory foolishness now.

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