Keaton Patti

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Oct 11, 2018 • 3 tweets • 1 min read

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

I don't care if it won't work. I'm telling the Bill of Rights.

Remember to ask your son if he's fake. He has to tell the truth.

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