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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of The Office episodes and then asked it to write a The Office episode of its own. Here is the first page.
Hey @TheOfficeNBC, let me know if you want to bring the show back and use this.
Congrats on the face, @JohnKrasinski.
For the British version, just imagine @RickyGervais saying every line.
Congrats on the promotion, @JennaFischer!!!
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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of porn and then asked it to write a porn of its own. Here is the first page.
Hey @PornHub, let me know if you want to use this.
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Keaton Patti
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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump's State of the Union and then asked it to write its own Trump's State of the Union. Here is the first page.
Hey @realDonaldTrump, let me know if you want to use this.
#BuildTheWhale
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Keaton Patti
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100% chance Trump starts the State of the Union by defending FuckJerry.
"The only boy bullied more than Joshua Trump is FuckJerry."
"He posts great American-curated content. These are the best memes, people."
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I can sell this on a funnel.

Who wants to see it?

Free + shipping @ 7.90$
Order bump @ 5$
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Can make 1-2K in a day or two
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I will create the funnel, put my products and make $1000 in the next 24 hours.

I will also give the funnel to EVERYONE who wants it so you can sell it too.
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On the order form, I'm going to be upselling them another one for $5 only.

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These "I forced a bot to watch X" posts are almost certainly 100% human-written with no bot involved. Here's how you can tell. 1/12
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Tutorial on how to make a map using QGIS. I'll turn @SenhorRaposa's 2000 Vermont town data into a map showing by how much Gore outran Senator Jeffords (or vice versa) in every town.
Step 1: Download QGIS for your computer, which is available here:
qgis.org/en/site/foruse…
You'll also need some of Census' Tiger/Line County and County Sub shapefiles. The main download page for those is here:
census.gov/cgi-bin/geo/sh…

A direct link to the 2017 VT county sub shapefile is here: ftp://ftp2.census.gov/geo/tiger/TIGER2017/COUSUB/tl_2017_50_cousub.zip
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