Megyn Kelly: “Bimbo”; “blood coming out of her wherever.”

Heidi Klum: “Sadly, she’s no longer a 10.”

Heidi Cruz: “A picture is worth a thousand words” (next to an unflattering photo of her).

Carly Fiorina: “Look at that face. Would anyone vote for that?”

1/2
Alicia Machado: “Disgusting”; “Miss Piggy.”

Mika Brzezinski: “Bleeding badly from a face-lift.”

Natasha Stoynoff, who accused Mr. Trump of sexual assault: “Look at her, look at her words, you tell me what you think. I don’t think so."

2/

Arianna Huffington: “Extremely unattractive (both inside and out).”

Representative Maxine Waters: “An extraordinarily low IQ person.”

Senator Elizabeth Warren: “You find anything nice about her cheekbones? I dunno.”

Hillary Clinton: “When she walked in front of me, believe me, I wasn’t impressed.”

Omarosa Manigault Newman: “That dog.”

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