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Nov 1, 2018 • 25 tweets • 11 min read
The Presidents of the United States of America, as Simpsons Characters

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George Washington is Jebediah Springfield
John Adams is the Blue Haired Lawyer
Thomas Jefferson is Robert Terwilliger Jr., PhD, aka Sideshow Bob
James Madison is State Comptroller Atkins
James Monroe is Dr. Marvin Monroe
John Quincy Adams is Martin Prince
Andrew Jackson is Herman Hermann
Martin van Buren is Kirk Van Houten
William Henry Harrison is Hans Moleman
John Tyler is Lenny Leonard
James K. Polk is Bumblebee Man
Zachary Taylor is Gladys Gurney
Millard Fillmore is Moe Szyslak
Franklin Pierce is Hank Scorpio
James Buchanan is Dr. William MacDougal, aka Groundskeeper Willie
Abraham Lincoln is Ian, the Very Tall Man
Andrew Johnson is Cletus Spuckler
Ulysses S. Grant is the real W. Seymour Skinner
Rutherford B. Hayes is Jasper Beardly
James Garfield is Reverend Timothy Lovejoy
Chester Arthur is Representative Horace Wilcox
Grover Cleveland is Selma Bouvier
Benjamin Harrison is Horatio McCallister
Grover Cleveland is Patty Bouvier
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