Sometimes I think of liberal elites with their drastically out of touch views on the rest of the country passing judgement from their New York rent controlled apartments dictating that the rest of America live by THEIR ideals no matter how much poverty and hardship it causes....
And I laugh my ass off and vote straight Republican on Tuesday.
You made me this way.
All of you liberal fuckers made me this way.
I wrote in “F this 2016” on my ballot. I voted against EVERY incumbent I could. Didn’t matter what party it was. If it was an incumbent, I voted for their challenger.
I was checked out. I voted out of civic duty. I supported Gary Johnson until his utter fail cascade. I was fooled by the media about Trump, I was never going to vote for Hillary because I knew how destructively irresponsible she would be ( o7 VileRat, RIP).
Now, 2 years lter, I’ve watched the left throw a 2 year long fucking tantrum, I’ve watched the left demand total social isolation from anyone even remotely moderate much less right leaning.
Every voter that votes Republican on Tuesday has some libtard friend on facebook that said aloud if you are so much as able to tolerate _______ to unfriend them before they block you.
It took 6 months, 6 months of the tantrum before I said fuck it and started pushing back. I was an independent since I turned 18, and these past two years is what made me register as a Republican.
2018 feels like 2016. I see the patterns, and the patterns are always right. The same headlines, the same talking heads, the same lies and misrepresentations. There is an upswell of voters the Democrats can’t see coming, WONT see coming. It is too late.
“But Kyyyyyyyyyyle, the Dems are gonna cheeeeeaaaaaat.”
FUCK YOUR FEAR MOTHERFUCKER.
You think the left DIDNT fucking cheat in 2016? THEY DID. They stole New Hampshire. 5000-something Massachusetts voters that never moved to New Hampshire as required by their utterly insane laws.
Trump. Won. ANYWAYS.
“BUT KYYYYYYYYLEEEEE”
FUCK YOUR FEAR MOTHERFUCKER.
We won 2018 before 2018 even fucking BEGAN. How you ask?
Well, if this was a game of Clue, I’d announce:
“It was Kirstjen Nielsen with the strap-on in the Department of Homeland Security!”
The voter fraud commission Pence was leading found shit but the Dems were stonewalling at the state and in the commission. So they threw it to Homeland Security, who declared voter fraud a national security issue.
Now the DHS has been all up in election official’s businesses for a fucking YEAR now. Nobody’s fucking with federal elections this time. NOBODY. abcnews.go.com/Politics/midte…
The DHS knows the how, they know the who, and now they’re fucking watching.
So try motherfuckers. TRY to cheat. I want you to. I DARE you to.
You want poll numbers? Go to @Peoples_Pundit. You want early vote and absentee counts and comprisons? Go to @LarrySchweikart.
Me? Don’t come to me for shit. My answer’s the same. We’re winning this bitch Tuesday. We’re gonna win so hard it’ll be like the Dems didn’t show up.
@Peoples_Pundit@LarrySchweikart Protip: their asses aren’t showing up, or if they are, they’re voting GOP because they’re tired of walking on eggshells around coffee baristas with pink hair who’ll piss in their latte if they don’t support lgbtqia+ (not exaggeratting, that’s exactly what’s in dem commertials)
2) She transitions her answer over to the price of groceries. "So part of my plan includes what we need to do to bring down the price of groceries, including the work I will do dealing with price gouging." Oh yay. Price controls. She just doesn't say price controls.
3) She transitions again, mentions the cost of housing, floats her $25k down payment assistance. I mean, sure, I'll add $25k to the price when I sell my place to some sucker. This didn't help her the first time around when she pitched this, she ain't treading new ground.
I’mma channel my spirit animal @Peoples_Pundit and do a thread in why I’ve been giggling like a madman the past few weeks. Polls. Specifically, dumb polls. Specifically, WHY these Harris-favoring polls seem *rather dumb*.
ERMAGERD AN EMERSON COLLEGE POLL THAT HAS HARRIS WINNING BY 4.
People. Emerson College is part of the polling industry mafia. That they were showing trump up over Biden was just because they were part of the pack that were forced to go along with the very obvious trends.
Observe the polling from September and October of last year when the Trump edge over Biden was becoming apparent. Emerson was right there with Susquehanna, NYT/Siena, etc trying to put their thumb on the scales of the aggregate.
Basically, the entire Khashoggi story was hyped up by Turkey claiming that a recording of Khashoggi's murder in the embassy was caught on his apple watch and transmitted to his iphone that his girlfriend waiting outside had. This was accentuated by the MSM hyping up his watch.
Then, of course, I and several other people pointed out that Turkey's networks weren't compatible with the model of apple watch. Literally, it couldn't connect to Turkish cell networks. Suddenly, it became, "Oh, experts are skeptical, but we still totally know the Saudis did it."
Most of what I write isn't understood by most of the people who read it.
That's fine. I don't actually like most of the people who read my stuff. They're reactionary in the most reflexive and knee jerk sense, they're stubborn in ignorance, and they're far too trusting.
This isn't for them.
I can't even say who this is for because I don't know who's going to understand what I'm writing, and if they do then it would be unlikely and unwise of them to respond saying they do. That's fine. I think I truly understand where Thomas is coming from now. I'm doing this for me.
I despise you. I cant fucking stand you. You are the reason the McRib is never a permanent part of the McDonalds menu. You are the reason Sechuan sauce has never been brought back. You are appendix cancer. You are HIV personified.
“Here’s a troubling trend about how millennials started killing themselves.”
“LEL I BET IT WAS EMO MUSIC!”
Yes, clearly, there is NO COVARIANCE BETWEEN A GENERATION PRONE TO SUICIDE AND A SUBCULTURE UNIQUE TO THAT GENERATION THAT EPITOMIZED NIHILISM. NO COVARIANCE AT ALL. MHMM.
Every grave of a kid that died from substance abuse or suicide that isnt emo is a giant middle fonger to fucktards like you.
And no. It WASNT social media either you fucking larva brained imbeciles. This trend started two years BEFORE myspace’s heyday.
All the while I have been forgetting the third of my reasons for remaining so faithful a citizen of the Federation, despite all the lascivious inducements from expatriates to follow them beyond the seas, and all the surly suggestions from patriots that I succumb.
It is the reason which grows out of my mediaeval but unashamed taste for the bizarre and indelicate, my congenital weakness for comedy of the grosser varieties. The United States, to my eye, is incomparably the greatest show on earth.