Thread by @love_tae95

taekook au #taekook #crack #nsfw

— youtuber jeongguk finds himself at a very boring party, he gets ready to leave until his eyes catch a boy with a nice smile and he swears he’s seen that butt before. little does he know, it’s seoul’s newest model, kim taehyung.

— remember to only quote/retweet, NO replies due to breaking the thread. <3
~ fluff
~ nsfw
~ crack
~ angst
~ hope u enjoy <3

— friend groups:

❥ Taehyung, Jimin, Hyunjin and Hoseok

❥ Jeongguk, Minho, Yoongi, Seokjin and Namjoon.

1) taehyung + jimin

2) hyunjin + hoseok

3) jeongguk’s twitter + youtube

4) minho + yoongi

5) namjoon + seokjin

6) taehyung + jeongguk’s private instas — can you guess who is who?

— should i write this?

7) party

8) so the party

9) tana mongeau

10) oh my worm

11) super drunk

~ yay it started!! i hope everyone loves this as much as i love writing it. please quote and let me know if you like it so far. i love you all!! 💜

remember don’t reply to the au!! xo

12) last minute

13) guess what

14) friday

15) tell me

16) needy 🔞

17) faster 🔞

18) amazing

~ that’s it for today!! i hope these don’t make your eyes bleed. please quote, it gives me a lot of motivation to continue. thank you for reading so far 💜

ily all and remember don’t reply 🥰

19) lets get it

20) happy saturday

21) not yours

22) wild

~ that’s it for today!! quote what you think is gonna happen and let me know if you like it so far 🥰 ily all xoxo

23) nevermind

24) lost bohs

25) good idea

26) have no fear

27) oh god

~ that’s it for today! please quote so i know if you like it, i feel like it’s not that interesting so far :(

ily all and remember don’t reply💜

28) super cute

29) best idea ever

30) watch it blow up

31) enlighten us

~ that’s it for today!! quote and let me know what you think happened 🥰 it gives me a lot of motivation to know if people are really in it or not ☺️

ily all and thank you for reading so far 💜💜 (don’t reply to the au!!)

32) lots of love

33) new video

34) it’s gukkie here

35) kisses for all

36) easter egg hunt

~ that’s it for today! please quote and let me know what you think is gonna happen next. thank you all for reading so far and make sure to not reply to the au!!

ily all 💜💜

37) so many

38) not that deep

39) cherry cola

40) about time

~ that’s it for today!! what do you think guk is gonna do? is he gonna talk to tae? hmm maybe, maybe not hehehe

ily all and thank u for reading so far!! 💜 (remember don’t reply to the au)

41) hashtag

42) are you kidding

43) a model

44) just peachy

~ that’s it for today!! pls quote and let me know what you wanna see next, tae’s side or guk’s side first hehe. ily all and thank u for reading so far xo

(don’t reply!!)

45) painfully ironic

46) tae creeps and uh oh

47) confident

48) i felt it

~ that’s it for today hehe. i’m gonna be doing very early updates tomorrow due to traveling. so i love you all and thank you reading this so far.

quote and let me know what you wanna see next :)

49) got this

50) the tea

51) wait did we

52) how dreamy

53) i don’t know

54) more comfortable

55) we need to talk

~ that’s it for today hehe. what do you think sooyoung needs to talk to tae for? quote me your ideas uwu 💜💜

ily all and thank u for reading xo (don’t reply!)

56) twist your words

57) who i am

58) wrong number

59) click

~ that’s it for today. i hope these aren’t terrible, i feel like i’m lacking something with this au but i’m unsure of what it is. let me know what you’d like to see.

ily all and thank u for reading so far 💜💜

60) clout
(fun fact that’s a picture i took)

61) beautiful

62) honey

63) six

~ that’s it for today! quote and let me know if you liked it. surely nothing bad can happen in six days 🥰 hehe

ily all! (don’t reply)

64) bunny

65) relaxing

66) wait a min

67) am i boring

~ that’s it for today!! i’m sorry for the late updates i forgot :((( 💜 ily all! pls quote xoxo

68) marbles

69) the best tea

70) feed me

71) exist

~ that’s it for today. what do you think guk is gonna say? quote and let me know, it gives me a lot of motivation🥰💜

ily all xo (don’t reply)

72) chaotic

73) reassure him

74) correct me

— you choose!!

what should taehyung do?

75) no promises

76) think about it

77) exactly

78) pretty

(mild 🔞)

79) powerful

~ that’s it for today!! sorry they were kinda late. please quote and let me know what you want to see next. want more nsfw texts between taekook while tae is in la? or anything else?? let me know hehe

thank u for reading so far, ily all 💜💜

80) more details

81) what anime

~ im sorry these suck lol i’ll update better and more tomorrow 💜💜 ily!! pls quote and let me know what else you want to see, it helps a lot

(don’t reply)

82) scandalous activities

83) oh yeah

84) surprise

85) safe trip

~ that’s it for today ☺️ sorry that all of my recent updates were small and not well done. all of my friends wanted to see me this week hehe. ily all and thank u for reading so far 💜

(don’t reply uwu)

86) guess who

87) adorable

88) stay alert

89) just for you

~ that’s it for today hehe💜 ily all. thank you for reading so far. please quote and let me know if you like it so far xo

(don’t reply uwu)

90) beautiful day

91) text me

92) perfect

93) so happy

94) home alone

~ that’s it for today. thank you for reading so far. i’ve been lacking some motivation from myself bc i’m unsure of how to put everything i want into it. so please have some patience with me. pls quote and let me know what you think. who is that person that texted guk? hmm. ily💜

95) so broken

96) just froze

97) yum yum

98) cuddle bunny

~ that’s it for today. what are you concerned about? pls quote and let me know hehe. ily all, thank you for reading so far 🥰💜

(don’t reply!)

99) why i think

100) a coverup

101) the threads

102) i wonder

~ that’s it for today. sorry these were so late. i wasn’t really on my phone much and i enjoyed my day with my girlfriend 🥰 pls quote and let me know if you like about these updates. and what do you want to see more of??

ily all, remember not to reply 💜💜

103) the audacity

104) threatening

105) same braincell

106) rules still apply

~ that’s it for today. what do you want to see more of? please quote and let me know. ily all and thank you for reading so far 💜

(don’t reply!!)

— time skip: two weeks later

107) cheery

108) victor hyung

109) lips on you

110) private dancer

~ that’s it for today. please quote and let me know if you like it. it gives me a lot more motivation than you think 🥰

ily all so much and thank you for reading so far. juicy things are yet to come 💜💜

(dont reply!!)

111) a new man

112) am so

113) liar

114) dating accusations

~ that’s it for today!! i hope these were good. please quote and let me know what you think is gonna happen next 🥰

ily all and thank you for reading so far 💜

115) a nap

116) winter fire

117) in conclusion

118) ur smooches

~ that’s it for today. more juicy things happen soon. let me know what you’d like to see!! please quote 🥰

ily all (don’t reply!!) 💜💜

— time skip: two weeks later

119) i love you

120) rumours

121) my boy

122) what do you think

~ that’s it for today!! let me know what you all think is gonna happen next. ily all and thank you for reading so far 💜

(don’t reply!!)

123) go ahead

124) officially a thing

125) this babe

126) prayer circle

— you choose:

both options will happen eventually, you get to choose which happens first. 🥰

127) a few stories

128) fav loser

129) talk to me

130) come home

~ that’s it for today. let me know what you think is gonna happen next. ily all and thank you for reading so far 💜💜

please quote, it makes me happy uwu 💜💜

131) just important

132) block me

133) test me

134) entire world

~ that’s it for today!! let me know what you all think about this. ily all and thank you for reading so far hehe 💜🥰

please quote and let me know things uwu, it helps me know who’s reading too 💜💜

135) so ready

136) cutest couple

137) only him

138) unnecessary info

~ that’s it for today. things are about to get juicy and spicy. pls quote and let me know what you think is gonna happen 🥰

ily all and thank you for reading💜💜 (also pls don’t reply to the thread!!)

139) who is this

140) I don’t think

141) little salty

142) nighty night

~ that’s it for today. i put a few small easter egg things from my cheater au lol, let me know if you can find them. please quote and let me know what you think so far.

ily all💜 (don’t reply to the thread)

143) regret it

144) meetings

145) hacked

146) it’s obvious

~ that’s it for today!! pls don’t hate me, this isn’t even the worse of it yet but pls quote and let me know what you think hehe. 💜💜

ily all and thank you for reading so far!! (don’t reply!!)

147) wake the dead

148) hurry up

149) don’t forget that

150) our privacy

151) where are you

~ that’s it for today. things are about to get messy and my heart already aches hehe. quote and let me know what you think is gonna happen next. ☺️

ily all and thank you for reading so far!! 💜

(don’t reply!!)

152) i miss you

153) new ship

154) splitville

155) what

~ that’s it for today. I finished them hehe. it gets spicier tomorrow, don’t hate me though sksshsj. ily all and thank u for reading. quote and feel free to yell at me :))

(don’t reply) 💜💜

156) not him

157) mutually

158) come home

159) i don’t care

~ that’s it for today. thank you all for reading this so far hehe. i love you all for giving this a chance uwu. feel free to yell at me now bc the angst is only just beginning 🥰💜

pls quote and let me know what you think ☺️💜

— time skip: one week later

160) i can too

161) bubblegum

162) when you’re ready

163) do you think

~ that’s it for today. what do you think will happen next? quote and let me know hehe. pls don’t hate me for jk’s heart break 😳

ily all and thank u for reading so far 💜💜

(don’t reply!!)

164) personal issues

165) day nine

166) ask him

167) for you

~ that’s it for today. the biggest part of the angst shall come soon. so bare with me pls 🥺💜

ily all and thank u for giving this au a chance hehe. im grateful for all of you 💜🥰

(don’t reply!!)

168) dance practice

169) the best hyung

170) your friends

171) grow up

(warning‼️ — very brief mentions of self harm and suicide. just in case)

~ that’s it for today. pls don’t hate me for these. i want to bring jk’s feelings more in the light and make them more serious. bc i want it to be a bit more realistic which is why I struggled a bit with this beginning of this. but im proud on the outcome so far.

ily all 💜💜

172) miles away

173) great advice

174) i’m proud

175) struggling with himself

( warning‼️ — heart break and yelling )

176) his heart pounding

( warning ‼️ — mentions of medication, heartbreak and more yelling )

~ that’s it for today. this is part two of the emotions of jeongguk. next will be jeongguk’s healing process and taehyung’s point of view (which i know everyone needs) i hope everyone likes these updates. i promise happy things will be coming soon. ily all! 💜

(pls don’t reply)

177) with you

178) let me rephrase

179) breaking the rules

180) trust me

~ that’s it for today. i’m sorry they’re late 🥵 pls quote and let me know what you think is gonna happen next 🥰

also answer this pls for the next updates

181) save my relationship

182) kdrama

183) missed you

~ that’s it for today. written updates will be tomorrow. quote and let me know what you’d like to see in the written part 🥰 ily all!! thanks for being patient with me when it came to the updates 💜💜

(don’t reply!!)

184) born to be loved

185) sleepover

186) i never doubted you

187) anime night

~ that’s it for today. i hope these weren’t bad. i didnt edit the written part so there could be some terrible mistakes but regardless, i hope all of you are happy with this. let me know what you’d like to see before this ends!! 💜💜

ily all! 🥰🥰 (don’t reply!!)

— time skip: two weeks later

188) new manager

189) the opportunity

190) new phone

191) so lucky

192) just to talk

you choose — smut

best of both worlds means you get top tae AND top guk🥰

193) favouritism

194) a little birdie

195) your tickets

196) best kid

~ that’s it for today. i hope everyone likes these uwu. I’ll start writing the smut today and have no fear, if you’re a child of god, you can skip it 🥰 and it won’t change the storyline for you hehe. pls quote and let me know what you think!! 🥰

ily all💜💜 (don’t reply)

197) art gallery

198) on you

199) pyjamas

200) perfect for me

~ that’s it for today. I will attempt to write later if my health can chill out for a bit. pls pls quote and tell me what you want to see next as this is almost over 🥰💜

ily and you all make me so happy!! 💜💜

(don’t reply)

201) something

202) innocence

203) rock in rhythm

warnings ‼️ — nsfw 🔞

204) beyond euphoric

warnings ‼️ — nsfw 🔞

205) saw the stars

warnings ‼️ — nsfw 🔞

206) animals

~ that’s it for today sksjsjs, i hope these were good. i forgot how difficult smut can be when you’re not feeling well. i used a bit of what i had in my drafts for a fic of mine so i apologize if there’s mistakes 🥵

ily all and pls quote, let me know what you want to see next💜

time skip — one week later

207) snacks

208) cookie dough

209) food coma

210) fourth round

211) not jealous

you choose — how long is the next time skip?