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Aug 15, 2019 4 tweets 3 min read Read on X
Okay a neural fake news generator DOES have its uses

- a featureless masterpiece of tough-minded language
aiweirdness.com/post/187027270… Janelle Shane's new book You Look Like a Thing and I Love You named best book of the century June 6, 2019 - Judi M. Phelps By Judy M. Phelps  CNN  <br />
The poet, novelist and critic Janelle Shane's debut collection, You Look Like a Thing and I Love You , was named the best book of the century by none other than The New York Times.  <br />
A featureless masterpiece of tough-minded language, this book—also one of the finest coll
"Published online today, Albert’s masterpiece runs just one word long and is so dense with grand ideas and tiny world-changing elements that most people probably won’t even read it for themselves."

- via grover.allenai.org London Writer Creates World's Most Perfect Sentence<br />
June 6, 2019 - Writey McAuthorface<br />
LONDON—As she sat with her husband drinking tea by their kitchen table Wednesday morning, 30-year-old author Laura Albert finally came up with a true masterpiece: the perfect sentence.<br />
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“In any language, the most perfect sentence is nothing more than a singular place that says something,” said Albert, a talent and development manag“While a perfect sentence has to be a singular place where the single, essential phrase comes out so completely that the reader feels compelled to the next sentence and then the next,” said Albert, “I knew I had to keep things simple. The most perfect sentence in the world couldn’t be too complex.”<br />
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“Oh, I can’t even write it,” she added. “I can barely think about it.”<br />
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According to Albert, she was inspired to write
Local Bakery Invents a Hovering Scone Local Bakery Invents a Hovering Scone<br />
June 6, 2019 - John Cleves Symmes<br />
FORT COLLINS, CO—Upon confirmation that bees regularly squeeze from local, shelf-stable dutch-processed bread products, a press conference was announced in which company employees revealed that the firm was developing a new product that would simultaneously satisfy two primary human appetites—a ticket to adulthood and the soft soothing comfort of

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