Okay a neural fake news generator DOES have its uses
- a featureless masterpiece of tough-minded language
aiweirdness.com/post/187027270…
- a featureless masterpiece of tough-minded language
aiweirdness.com/post/187027270…
"Published online today, Albert’s masterpiece runs just one word long and is so dense with grand ideas and tiny world-changing elements that most people probably won’t even read it for themselves."
- via grover.allenai.org
- via grover.allenai.org
Lifehack: Make a House out of Ketchup Packets
all you need to know![Sesame, Si. A wise man taught us the golden rule: If you steal something from your brother, you must return it. A wise man also taught us to look for 10 ways to pay for laundry, and never to get your cat started on ketchup packets. Here's a handbook on how to make a house out of leftover ketchup packets.<br />
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1. Re-use
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5. Be good neighbours
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Rinse and dry a large container of your favorite soap, add the ketchup packets to the soap, then push it through and freeze it, beaming your community as it stays fresh and clean. Your neighbor will be confused when you just happen to have leftover olives in your refrigerator.<br />
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9. Use your trick to draw attention to their place
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all you need to know
1. Re-useIf you're tired of thieving paste from other people's sinks, use your ketchup packets for vases. We pl" src="/images/1px.png" data-src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECDU2pRUcAAazvt.jpg">
5. Be good neighbours
We want to make our neighbors feel welcome. Use the peanut butter and jelly spread to attach your sandwich and " src="/images/1px.png" data-src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECDU2pXUcAA2VUi.jpg">
9. Use your trick to draw attention to their placeUse the back of the mold-resistant ketchup packet to draw a map, " src="/images/1px.png" data-src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECDU2pUUcAAkJbw.jpg">
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