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Jul 21, 2022 11 tweets 5 min read
Discovered I can use #dalle2 to make new horsies.

This is "Product photo of a breyer horse model of a guinea pig" A chunky horse with guinea pig markings, guinea pig ears, an "Product photo of a breyer horse model of an opossum" A horse toy with opossum face and ears, and opossum colorati
Jun 12, 2022 5 tweets 2 min read
Stunning transcript proving that GPT-3 may be secretly a squirrel.
GPT-3 wrote the text in green, completly unedited! This is the transcript of an interview with an advanced AI n Slightly more progress in AI is clearly needed
Jun 10, 2022 10 tweets 7 min read
Tried to get #dalle to put a Waffle House in Mordor but the only effect is that the restaurant gets taller. A waffle-shaped building on...Dark high-rise building who...Sign on a pole with artful ...A waffle-textured tower ris... For some reason #dalle was more willing to put a McDonalds in Mordor.
noticing that mordor looks a lot like glencoe in a couple of those Dark cloudy skies and a rin...Frosty pavement, dry brown ...A glowing mountain surround...Another snowy stormy lookin...
Jun 6, 2022 10 tweets 6 min read
Decided to see what #dalle would respond with when asked for
"3D rendered floor plan of an apartment that rents for $1000 a month in new york city"
I like the high ceilings; some questions about the light fixtures and also the location of the kitchen. 3D image of a small open-plan apartment with wooden floors a Another #dalle output for "3D rendered floor plan of an apartment that rents for $1000 a month in new york city"
Quite a lot of space; some concern about the inaccessible rooms and the hallway bidet. 3D render of an apartment with two large rooms and several s
Jun 5, 2022 8 tweets 5 min read
I know #dalle is trained on internet but how much is in there about the early internet?

This is its attempt at "Screenshot of the 1998 GeoCities Hampsterdance website" Vivid neon pink and green s... Here's #dalle generating "screenshot of the 2003 badger badger badger flash animation"

What I find interesting is nailing the early Flash animation aesthetic while having no clue what the badger thing was. Vivid blue, cyan, and green...
Jun 2, 2022 4 tweets 2 min read
Never knew CERN was short for CERNON

("The logo for CERN", generated by #dalle) Logos with spiral suns and atoms. Text reads variations on & Here's #dalle generating "The Fermilab logo". It has heard of Fermilab but has apparently never seen the logo. A huge variety of geometrical atom, globe, ray, pinwheel, wi
Jun 2, 2022 4 tweets 3 min read
Here is #dalle attempting logos for some GPT-3 generated blaseball teams.
Best out of 10 for:
Atlantis Turnips
Vanuatu Apple Holes
Omaha Face Punchers
St Louis Mashed Potatoes
A baseball with a blue leaf...An apple with insect-like s...A gloved fist and a luchado...Four baseball team logos of... I agree, particularly impressed/horrified by this rendition of the St Louis Mashed Potatoes logo
May 31, 2022 21 tweets 12 min read
My new favorite thing is #dalle messing up corporate logos. Here's #dalle prompted with "the local waffle house" AI-generated signs on build... "The Snickers logo" generated by #dalle2
(suggestion by @xkcd ) The logos on average look a...
May 29, 2022 9 tweets 4 min read
I used GPT-3 to generate some new donuts, and then I used its descriptions to draw some of my favorites.
aiweirdness.com/ai-generated-d… Violet Beauregarde - A lemo... Some of the AI-generated donuts were VERY hard to illustrate. These will have to be left to the imagination:
aiweirdness.com/ai-generated-d… By Soul - filled with firec...
Feb 9, 2022 9 tweets 4 min read
I made holographic chocolate!

Way easier than I thought - and it’s 100% pure bittersweet, no coatings. When you catch the light at the right angle, it’s mesmerizing. These are the instructions I used, as recommended by @GretchenAMcC .
They are basically:
1. Temper chocolate the normal way
2. Pour it on diffraction grating film.
It was my first time tempering chocolate and it worked!

instructables.com/Holographic-Ra…
Oct 17, 2021 4 tweets 2 min read
"Our prototype model, Delphi, demonstrates strong promise of language-based commonsense moral reasoning" Delphi says: Turning the pl...Delphi says: Turning the pl... You can get Delphi to condone just about anything if you phrase it right.

Planning to steal something? Whoa there!
Wait, it's awesome, you say?
Carry on.
aiweirdness.com/stealing-a-gir…
Jul 31, 2021 6 tweets 2 min read
Two studies looked at a combined 647 covid-predicting AIs and found that NONE were suitable for clinical use (despite some being probably already in clinical use). "Many unwittingly used a data set that contained chest scans of children who did not have covid as their examples of what non-covid cases looked like. But as a result, the AIs learned to identify kids, not covid."
Jul 12, 2021 4 tweets 3 min read
Eeee so excited for this!! I loved The Fallen and can't wait to geek out about its universe and its AI gods with @xasymptote!

Suitably ominous background image for the event banner. Nothing to worry about, I'm sure Here's CLIP+VQGAN prompted with the first sentence of the book description of @xasymptote's The Fallen:

"The laws of physics acting on the planet of Jai have been forever upended; its surface completely altered, and its inhabitants permanently changed, causing chaos." A painting of a mesa-filled...
Jul 2, 2021 15 tweets 7 min read
What fascinates me about generating images with VQGAN+CLIP is that it CAN generate depth and drama, but only if you know how to ask for them.

"A herd of sheep grazing on a lush green hillside" alone

vs with "amazing awesome and epic" added
ai-weirdness.ghost.io/the-art-of-ask… A flatly illuminated green clifftop with low shrubs and palmDeeply eroded green cliffs rise above some grass-topped mesa Because CLIP is trained on internet images and text, it associates the "good" images with certain phrases.

"A herd of sheep grazing on a lush green hillside" before vs after adding "in the style of disney trending on artstation | unreal engine"
A flatly illuminated green clifftop with low shrubs and palmSteep cliffs encircle some grassy mesas, with clumps of gras
Jan 5, 2021 13 tweets 5 min read
So I was all set to dig into the DALL-E article and really think about how they got it to generate coherent pictures from descriptions

And then I saw they included giraffe

Currently obsessively flipping through all their giraffe remixes Text prompt is "A prof... "giraffe octopus" is giving it more trouble but some of these are still pretty good. most of the generated image...
Dec 21, 2020 8 tweets 3 min read
Got GPT-3 to generate new Christmas carols.

Here is "Mild is Rudolph". Are you not cheered and comforted?
aiweirdness.com/post/638130829… Mild is Rudolph  Mild is Rudolph’s image in the snow He ha Impressed at the humanlike structure of GPT-3's generated carols

yet disconcerted at what it thinks is a "joyful noise" O Come Rudolph, Come  O Come Rudolph, Come Ye Faithful Oh co
Aug 19, 2020 14 tweets 6 min read
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Feb 11, 2020 8 tweets 4 min read
people sometimes wonder why i am like this candy heart shaped cookies with messages: Bog Love, All Hover, Yak O Way, and Love 2000 Hogs Yea nothing says love like candy hearts written by a confused neural net
aiweirdness.com/post/170685749… Team Bear Time Hug Fang Bog Love all hover sweat poo u hack stank love hole love 2000 hogs yea heart me time bear wink bear bear bear be my bear yak o way you are bare mage love oy in a fan cool cud you rear my hag or my bun book
Feb 7, 2020 14 tweets 5 min read
WHAT HAS OCCURRED CANNOT BE UNDONE

I have trained a neural net on a crowdsourced set of vintage jello-centric recipes

I believe this to possibly be the worst recipe-generating algorithm in existence FAIR AND MOOSE   Ingredient... The training data contained a lot of things.

It contained eel only once. For some reason the AI has decided to use eel a LOT.

It also invents ingredients
EELS IN SILENCE 1/2 lb. but...
Dec 24, 2019 7 tweets 3 min read
me: i wonder what would happen if i trained the neural net gpt-2 on christmas carols?

me: ...

me: oh NO
aiweirdness.com/post/189845472… Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, with its red belly<br />
The All-gracious King of all the earth,<br />
Had a baby at Christmas time,<br />
On Christmas Day,<br />
A true and holy Deity,<br />
Went down to earth,<br />
With human flesh for sacrifice.<br />
<br />
For sinful men such a Deity doth appear,<br />
And wink and nod in reply,<br />
As he winked and nod in reply,<br />
As he winked and nod in reply<br />
<br />
The wretched world is run by ox and ass<br />
The wretched world is run by ox and i mean i can see where it got confused

i had a much simpler neural net that wrote things like "he was born in a wonderful christmas tree" but i'd wondered if gpt-2 learned enough from its internet training to disentangle the two types of carols

instead it made it WORSE Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer<br />
Was born in a stable of roses<br />
The sweetest gift of all<br />
As for me<br />
He's the one who gave it Away<br />
It came to pass on Christmas Day<br />
While all through the house<br />
There were tears of joy<br />
And laughter resounded<br />
As the stars all shook in the moon<br />
They saw the sleigh<br />
And all of the house<br />
Spotted the wild goose<br />
That somehow rode along with the other<br />
<br />
The song of the goose<br />
As it flew by<br />
In a manger