I tried out for the role of Greg. I booked it! But before I accepted, I asked if they could change "Greg" to something Persian. I have never known a Persian guy named Greg.
I thought it'd be cool to not just have a Persian actor in a Noah Baumbach movie, but a Persian *character*. But casting said I had to accept the role first, and then Noah would decide. I agreed.
I got to set, and nervously asked Noah if casting had mentioned--
"Oh the name thing? Yeah man, send me a list of names and I'll just pick one."
I was so delighted that Noah was so open and understanding!
I emailed him a list.
The next day,
He said, "Yeah, that list? I don't know... how bout just Amir? I like Amir."
Um, YEAH THAT IS OK WITH ME TO HAVE A CHARACTER NAMED AMIR IN A NOAH BAUMBACH MOVIE.
And then I realized that at one point, Alan Alda's character refers to Greg in the script.
So now, in a Noah Baumbach movie, @alanalda says the line "I agree with Amir" MEANING ME.
And look, for you people out there named Dave and Mike and Kim and Karen, you might not appreciate this. But growing up, I never heard anyone on TV refer to anyone as Amir, other than like "Amir's men have activated the explosive". So this means a lot. I really appreciate it.
I have almost no lines in the movie. Mostly I just sit next to Laura Dern and Scarlett Johansson. Rough life, huh? ;)
To reiterate-- I had a tiny role in a movie starring Scarjo, Laura Dern, Adam Driver, Ray Liotta, Alan Alda... And yet, I was able to improve the quality of representation in the movie *because I asked*.
Super heartening to see a lot of writers and directors liking this thread. That tells me they think what Noah (and I) did is cool. That's a great sign.
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I am not a SAGAFTRA spokesperson, but as a union delegate and member of several committees, I am privy to information which other members may not be, and I am sharing what I can. I spent about 2hrs on a call with SAGAFTRA leaders yesterday. Below is what I learned.
The staff and unpaid leaders of our union are working overtime in service of our members. President Carteris is working 18hour days, on calls with people not just within the union and over at the health plan, but all the way up to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.
Here is what they have achieved so far:
-EARLY ON, Gabrielle and staff secured permission from government officials to consider residuals processing “essential business”, so that that dept could stay open even though most of LA is on lockdown.
Inspired by #PayUpHollywood, I took my agent's and manager's assistants out for dinner to talk to them about the way they and their colleagues are treated.
Please read.
A few takeaways, not in any order:
Most agents and managers have no idea how hard it is for assistants to make ends meet.
Even if they understood, it's unlikely they'd self-reflect and increase assistant pay, absent a push from assistants/clients/society at large. #PayUpHollywood
No assistants intend to remain assistants, because being an assistant means long hours for little pay. They see their job as a stepping stone to a different job. This could change if assistants were paid fairly.
Name an awful old white man who you think the media would not sanctify upon their death, and I'll show you how they would.
"RIP former president Donald Trump. He really shook things up and inspired so many progressives to get involved in politics. When America elected its first Black woman president, many credited that achievement directly to Trump's presidency."
Wanna know how hard it is to register voters in Texas?
It's way harder than in California. In California, you can stand in a mall or whatever with a clipboard and registration forms, and then people fill them out, and then either you or they mail them to the county. Done.
In Texas, you can only help register voters in the county in which you reside, and you can only register people who live in that county. So you can not volunteer to help other counties register voters, and if someone from outside the county wants to register, nope.
ALSO,
Before you're allowed to hand people registration forms, you have to take a ONE HOUR IN-PERSON course from the county, which are not always conveniently scheduled or located.
Texas does not encourage voter participation. They want to make it hard on people. This is on purpose.