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Aug 22, 2019 15 tweets 4 min read Read on X
Okay.

What if Skyrim happened in Canada?

GO!

Please use hashtag

#SkyrimCanada
The Riften Tim Horton's has mud crab Timbits.

#SkyrimCanada
All the bards just play Barenaked Ladies songs.

#SkyrimCanada
Dammit, your stupid #SkyrimCanada tweets are making me laugh!
Your wife makes you one meal a day but it's always Ice Troll Poutine.

#SkyrimCanada
I'm sorry, but #SkyrimCanada is my new favorite anything and if it actually trends I will laugh my timbits off. Also, Farkas sucks.
Hahaha, #SkyrimCanada is trending. Twitter, you platform of weirdness, I love you sometimes!
My housecarl is Gordon Lightfoot.

#SkyrimCanada
Wait, I learned expert lockpicking and opened this chest for three loonies and some Smarties?

#SkyrimCanada
I modded Toronto and now everyone has seraphim bodies, even the guys.

WORTH IT.

#SkyrimCanada
They graybeards are just former members of Second City who do weird mountaintop unfunny improv.

#SkyrimCanada
Okay, you guys. I thought of my favorite #SkyrimCanada tweet.

But it’s so mean.

It’s just mean.

It has layers of mean.

Do I say it?
Okay. Fair warning, I love this joke.

#SkyrimCanada.

EVEN THE MODDED VERSION IS VANILLA.”
Hahahahaha, good lord.

I’ll leave Canada quietly now.

It was worth it.
In #SkyrimCanada, the Amulet of Mara is just some back bacon on a shoelace.

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@stephenking is a badass.

Just a combustion engine. Love that guy.

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Okay, I thought it'd be fun to answer a few questions that keep popping up regarding Uncanny X-Men regarding nationality.

We couldn't be happier with the response to issue one. I think people know we put our hearts into this book.

Settle in, this will take a bit. :)

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A LOT of people, mostly from countries our new characters come from, asked why I chose to make a superhero who came from their country specifically.

They're not being accusatory, they mostly are delighted, but they are curious as to the process.

There are a couple reasons.

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I have a mutant hot take.

I hear all the time, and have thought it myself, why does the world fear and hate mutants, but love the scary-looking oddballs in, say, the Fantastic Four?

Here is a thought about that.

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The Fantastic Four comes to save you.

You look out, and you see standing around you;
A woman who disappears
A man on fire
A rock-like golen creature
and the ultimate stretchy body horror.

OR.

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A great-looking guy with sunglasses
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A goddess controlling a storm
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Why are citizens afraid of THIS four, and not the others?
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When I was in second grade, our teacher read us, over the course of several days, an adaptation of Cool Hand Luke.

None of us knew anything about prisons, Southern culture, road gangs, prisoner abuse, or crime in general, really. We were seven years old, and enthralled.

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And we know it was wrong, the escalation. As kids.

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The actual event was loud and flashy, the movie was bombastic. And I’m shy.

After it was over, walking back to my hotel with my beloved hubby…

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All right, so this will take a bit, but this is a thread I have wanted to do for a while.

This is it, the X-MEN: FROM THE ASHES mega-thread!

Interested in the upcoming X-books but a little overwhelmed by the new characters, creative teams, and titles?

Well, I had an idea!

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I admit up front I am biased, okay? These are MY opinions, I have not consulted with the creative or editorial teams.

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