Thread by @jeremynewberger

MIKE PENCE: If the President says nuking a hurricane will stop it in its tracks, then ya know what? I’m sure as heck I’m gonna believe him.

[Crowd cheers.]

[Man shouts ‘Amen.’]

[Woman throws hands in the air.]

LINDSEY GRAHAM: I will be leading a discovery hearing to find out who leaked the President’s operational nuclear plans as storm response, which is a serious violation of USSTRATCOM protocol. Heads are gonna roll. I promise you that.

SEAN HANNITY: Tonight we have one of America’s top hurricane experts, Geraldo Rivera, former CEO of Space Dot Com, Lou Dobbs, and Hungarian Nuclear Expert, Seb Gorka. How right is this President’s strategy? We will discuss.

NEWT GINGRICH: I love how the Democrats are all weather experts now, every one of them, so smart about how to stop global warming and hurricanes. Meanwhile the President is miles ahead in his creative approaches.

JEANINE PIRRO: I wouldn’t stop with the hurricanes my friends. If I was President Trump I would nuke the shithole countries that blow the warm air over here from Africa in the first place. Nuke them back to hell. It’s an eye for an eye-wall!

DON JR.: Look at the liberals having a field day over my dad’s idea to disrupt the hurricane eye. It was all fine liberals when it was the plot of Twister. If Al Gore told them to do it, it would be ok, but no. #TDS #MAGA

IVANKA: i am pleased to announce Girls Observing Nuclear and Defensive Systems, my father’s new STEM program for young women interested in hurricane nuclear defense. We will be launching GONADS in universities across America.

TOMI LAHREN: I’m pleased to announce my new line of spandex running pants with a crotch pouch for the nuclear football. You never know when inclement weather might be heading your way to slow you down.

MIKE HUCKABEE: I hope the President tries out his plan to nuke the hurricanes. I just hope he waits till we get back to the letter H named storms. Like Hurricane Hillary would be a good one to start with!

TUCKER CARLSON: Don’t fall into the left’s trap. They want you talking about hurricanes, especially going into elections, but frankly you know as well as I do, they don’t exist. Anyone can sketch a little imaginary eye in the ocean. Don’t fall for it. It’s a hoax.

MELANIA TRUMP: My husband is tired from nature’s boolies. He wants to protect all the boys and girls from big storms making blowing jobs for them. He loves all cheeldren. He will fire big bombs at hurricane and be big hero. Nuke Best!

REP. STEVE KING: If Hurricanes were brought over here from Africa, i’m surprised the liberals aren’t arguing for us to pay them reparations too.

ERIC TRUMP: My father has great instincts on how to stop hurricanes. This one time at Mar-A-Lago we were having an outdoor charity banquet and he knew instinctively when to move it inside into the clubhouse. He felt rain was coming. It would have totally ruined the event.

AG BARR: We’re looking into the President’s idea of using nuclear warheads to disrupt hurricane eyes. I think all options are on the table. Our teams are reviewing all ideas and will take the President’s into consideration. It’s why he’s the boss. All options are on the table.

JOHN BOLTON: We have solid intel that all of these hurricanes begin in Tehran, Iran. This intel is believable and I think actionable.

DAN BONGINO: Watch what happens when I drop this lemon into this blender. See how the blade makes easy business of it? Bye bye lemon. Now watch what happens when I drop five lemons in. The blade ain’t moving now. President Trump knows things. More than the left will ever know.

KELLYANNE CONWAY: I don’t even know why we are wasting time discussing hurricanes. It’s not even hurricane season and the President just signed a major trade deal with Japan. Do you think Japan cares about nukes? No they want to trade with America and our great farmers for corn.

STEPHEN MILLER: We should be tying illegals to each nuke we fire into the hurricanes. There is no better deterrent to other illegals than the possibility their family members will be attached to a nuclear warhead and launched into a storm’s eye..