@NY_Comic_Con ok how did they fit in one cubicle tho?
@NY_Comic_Con Alright Dirtbags. That was some thin toilet paper… Slid right off the surface...if you know what I mean… *Eyebrows, eyebrows* - Maury 🍆
@NY_Comic_Con i can’t believe maury just tweeted from my phone omg
@NY_Comic_Con ok i’ve seen all i need to see and i’ve only been to the bathrooms so far #nycc19
@NY_Comic_Con but guess i could go see the big mouth panel at 5:30 ET on the main stage...
@NY_Comic_Con so i’m at the big mouth panel and they're playing a WHOLE ep from s3 and there’s a song about florida and snorting drugs off a dolphin’s back i kid you not #nycc2019
@NY_Comic_Con well actually that’s just one line (LOL) but it’s anyway it’s wild
ALL RISE… #ShameCourt is now in session. If you confessed to what your hormone monster made you do, we could be bringing you to trial... Check the court listings for your name.
Thus begins the trial of @shaunamarieox who stands accused of ‘grinding’ on the arms of her couch while watching wrestling. Should Shauna feel:
Next we summon @EarlofHalifax who is charged with hugging his girlfriend’s mother ‘just a bit longer’... Should Earl feel:
OK you perverts, I'm ready to prematurely ejaculate Season 2 all over your screens. What do you want first? You got 5 mins. Choose wisely... - Maury 👹🍆
You asked for it... Fully shaved and poorly behaved... Maury 👹🍆
There's more where that came from. Hot clips and disturbing pics. Which are you gonna go for? - Maury 👹🍆