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Nov 5, 2019 • 3 tweets • 1 min read
Catturd Poll - Please RT

Who do you trust more for reliable news?
Looks like I'm the most trusted name in poo.
I see Ann Coulter voted in my poll.

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Oct 27, 2021
For the past 2 years, I’ve lived my life normally. I don’t own a mask, I’m unvaccinated, and I’ve refused to live afraid.

I’m so thankful I didn’t waste 2 entire years of my remaining short life here on earth, terrified.

Seriously, why in the TF would I give up my freedoms.
The survival rate of COVID is 99.7% - so why would I just quit living, and hide in fear?

Of course, I understand that I could die of Covid, cancer, heart disease, etc, a million things. I get that.

But I refuse, and I mean refuse, to give a second of my freedom away.
When libs read this thread, trust me, they’ll hope I die of COViD just to dance on my grave.

That’s why I never bow to these hateful lunatics.

I’ll never let them suck the fun out of my life.

I’m going to enjoy every single second God gives me on this earth - unafraid, free.
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Jul 17, 2020
1) I practically never write threads and I'm rarely serious about any damn thing - mainly because I want my Twitter page to be an escape from the stress to laugh and just have fun.

But I see something happening lately, that's getting on my nerves. So I'll vent this once.
2) I expect to be attacked by about 10,000 liberals every day and I actually think it's funny - but this nitpicking and bickering between ourselves has got to stop if we're going to win in November - and I'm tired of being attacked by people who claim to be on our side.
3) I don't, and never will, have any hangups about what people do or who they are - I've always been a people person and have always felt more comfortable around the average, every day people throughout my life. If you support re-electing Trump - then you are my ally.
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Aug 11, 2019
Fellow turds:

I’ve been working hard all summer on an AOC parody science fiction novel. You mad, bro?

It will be a two part series.

Part 1 - should be out in late September / early Oct 2019. Part 2 - January 2020.

Part 1 will be titled - The Adventures Of Cowfart, Literally.
Part one will take place in the Clueless Galaxy on planet DUH.

It'll explain how AOC (Supreme Boss Cowfart of planet DUH) is secretly an alien who flies her oxygen-farting, magical bull 'Farticus' throughout the universe - destroying planets with her Green New Deal.
Part two will be when Cowfart comes to Earth to stop President Trump and becomes AOC.

It will be titled - The Adventures Of Cowfart, Figuratively.

These books are a lighthearted look at the absurdity of liberalism and what it would be like on a planet ruled by AOC.
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