Thread by @catturd2

Fellow turds:

I’ve been working hard all summer on an AOC parody science fiction novel. You mad, bro?

It will be a two part series.

Part 1 - should be out in late September / early Oct 2019. Part 2 - January 2020.

Part 1 will be titled - The Adventures Of Cowfart, Literally.

Part one will take place in the Clueless Galaxy on planet DUH.

It'll explain how AOC (Supreme Boss Cowfart of planet DUH) is secretly an alien who flies her oxygen-farting, magical bull 'Farticus' throughout the universe - destroying planets with her Green New Deal.

Part two will be when Cowfart comes to Earth to stop President Trump and becomes AOC.

It will be titled - The Adventures Of Cowfart, Figuratively.

These books are a lighthearted look at the absurdity of liberalism and what it would be like on a planet ruled by AOC.

I’ll be self-publishing these and putting them on Amazon, etc, for sale.

I can promise you that this is some ridiculously out-there, crazy-ass hilarious shit. I won’t be doing any pre-sales. I've busted my ass on this and I hope you'll support me.

Catturd.