If I am given Power I will Ensure that all children attain--and are capable of obtaining!--the highest education
Friends,
We will achieve a 100% PhD rate
by granting doctorates at birth
If you oppose this you hate Progress and Science
"hurrrDURRRR we need to deny an children an education and a Future"
ok bigot
every 👏 child 👏 a 👏 tenured 👏 professor
did you know that the MEDIAN american medical doctor makes almost $200,000 per annum?
and yet fewer than 1 in 300 americans is a doctor!!!!
why? few americans have time to go to medical school and many are too young
but everyone has time to receive an MD degree in the mail!!
just think of how proud your Jewish or Asian parents will be when you show them your new credential
excellent question the answer is YES
given the disproportionately good outcomes for these groups, I will declare the mass conversion of america to Judaism and the only checkable census box will be "Asian"
no child should be denied Asian and Jewish cultural advantages
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i have seen a Lot of shit like this including from longtime mutuals and its pretty depressing
eyeballing it seems more common from first gen than second gen which suggests some combination of integration is working and newer immigrant waves are different (worse)
im reluctantly coming around to broad and aggressive immigration restrictions for a generation just to let the people already here integrate and for all this shit to settle out into a new ethnic detente because the status quo is just not working
i have to say i do not regularly interact with any business that exhibits greater nor more systematic contempt for its customers than does medicine
normal businesses: yes we would love to take your money. how can we help you
medicine: oh you probably have pneumonia? this 50yo battleaxe will menace you, lecture you about the proper procedure for scheduling. no she won't help you. no you can't do that here. get fucked lmao
i am going to sit, sick, in an empty lobby for 180min or more
there are three administrators at a desk doing nothing as far as i can tell
this entire industry needs to be cobalt nuked
praying for everyone with a healthcare degree to be summarily fired and replaced by robots