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The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese to make U.S. manufacturing noncompetitive.
—Donald J. Trump, Nov. 6, 2012

Trump's got the attention span of a gnat on meth.
—Rick Wilson

I again appeal to the President-elect of the U.S. Donald Trump to show leadership on this issue by abandoning his position that man-made climate change is a hoax.
—Frank Bainimarama, Prime Minister of Fiji, which has already been severely affected by rising sea levels

It's really cold outside. They are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big, fat dose of global waming!
—Donald Trump, Oct.19, 2015

I think it's weather. I think it's weather changes. It could be some manmade something.
—Donald J. Trump

That's why he so prefers TV as his first news source—information comes in easily digestible sound bites. I seriously doubt that Trump has ever read a book straight through in his adult life.
—Tony Schwartz, ghostwriter of Trump's book Art of the Deal

Donald Trump has never read a book in his life.
—Rick Wilson, Republican strategist

Theodore Roosevelt was said to read a book every day before breakfast in the White House, occasionally reading three books in a day.

Trump seems really nervous about the Mueller report, but he might just be anxious that he'll have to read something.
—Stephen Colbert

Donald Trump is the Honey Boo Boo of rich people.
—Morgan Freeman

Donald Trump is a problem solver the way Godzilla is a city planner.
—Trevor Noah

He got closer to a flood in a Russian hotel room.
—Stephen Colbert, re Trump's visit to Houston after the flood

He is a low-information voter who became President.
—Jon Favreau, former Obama speechwriter, referring to Donald Trump, 5/12/17

The truth will set America free—of Trump & Pence.
—Scott Dworkin, cofounder of the Democratic Coalition

Donald Trump: A remarkable combination of unhinged and dumb as dirt. Time to start talking impeachment. Really. Enough is enough.
—Stephen King, May 10, 2017

Anyone being investigated by the FBI is not qualified to be the President of the United States.
—Donald Trump, many times in 2016

There will be no lies. We will honor the American people with the truth and nothing else.
—Donald Trump

He is, quite simply, the Babe Ruth of bullshit.
—Geoffrey Russk, Washington Post fact checker, re Donald Trump

I would like to promise and pledge to all of my voters and supporters and to all of the people of the United States that I will totally accept the results of this great and historic presidential election, if I win.
—Donald Trump

The media is the enemy of the American people.
—Donald Trump

Trump is an enemy of the truth.
—Carl Bernstein

Our liberty depends upon freedom of the press.
—Thomas Jefferson

This White House doesn't value an independent press, There's a word for that line of thinking: The word is Un-American.
—Jake Tapper

Lying has worked for Donald Trump—so why stop now?
—Michael D'Antonio, CNN, January 25, 2017

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive!
—Sir Walter Scott

Lying has worked for Donald Trump—so why stop now?
—Michael D'Antonio, CNN, January 25, 2017

No, I’m not a racist. I am the least racist person you have ever interviewed.
—Donald Trump, Jan. 15, 2018

When Donald and Ivana came to the casino, the bosses would order all the black people off the floor.
—Kip Brown, a former employee at Trump’s Castle

He is clearly, clearly not up to the task of being President, and that should be news to absolutely nobody.
—Joe Scarborough, Jan. 22, 2018

Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?
—Donald Trump

The question of whether or not Trump should be trusted with the nuclear codes misses the point. I would not trust him with my Netflix password.
—Andy Borowitz

Trump’s stubborn deceit about the pain and suffering of a Gold Star widow reflects the cruel, cold heart of a bullying bigot.
—Sam Fulwood

I love the poorly educated.
—Donald Trump