I have trained a neural net on a crowdsourced set of vintage jello-centric recipes
I believe this to possibly be the worst recipe-generating algorithm in existence 1/4 cup cottage cheese
1/4 cup brown sugar
2 tablespoons mustard
1 teaspoon dry mustard
1/2 teaspoon onion salt
3/4 cup lettuce leaves
1/2 large cucumber, quartered
1 3/4 oz pkgs green jello, drained " src="/images/1px.png" data-src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQMBT4zUUAIoEyr.jpg">
It contained eel only once. For some reason the AI has decided to use eel a LOT.
It also invents ingredients
1/2 lb. butter
1 egg, beaten en""
3 firm tomatoes
6 oz. (2 lb.) sardines
cooked lacy bacon
2 hard boiled eggs
potato chips or floating get butter
Melt butter and remove from heat. Add egg, and when thoroughly folded, add mayonnaise. Put in covered container and chill until firm. in warm weather, in salt as directed on tin. Serve with potato chips or floating get butter." src="/images/1px.png" data-src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQMD0F9UwAAU26j.jpg">
The title is misleading.
Unfortunately that's not a good thing. 1/4 cup vegetable oil
1/4 cup diced red apple
1/4 cup drained crushed pineapple
1 t. salt
1/2 t. black pepper
1/2 pint small bull testicles
1 t. bay-leaf
1/2 pint canned mussels
Pour the liquid from the soup into the bottom of a baking dish, add the tins of tinned salmon or sardines, the apples, and the drained mussels. Cover with foil, and bake for 1 hour in a moderate " src="/images/1px.png" data-src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQME8eOVAAA-aW1.jpg">
Though I have questions about "PG" 1.5 oz. Orange gelatin
1/2 cup lemon juice
1/2 cup cold water
1 lb ground beef
1.5 oz. celery
1.5 oz. onion
1 can (10 3/4 oz) condensed milk
1 2/3 cups can gherkins, drained
1 1/2 cups diced tomatoes
1 3/4 cups diced pimento
Combine gelatin, lemon juice, cold water, and half of the lemon juice. Add beef and celery. Season remaining lemon juice.
Mix well and add to gelatin. Cool slightly.
Melt PG" src="/images/1px.png" data-src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQMJbfoVUAAfccP.jpg">
1/4 cup water
2 tablespoons sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 package (3 oz.) bunny's food
1/2 cup chopped pimiento
1/4 cup chopped walnuts
1/4 cup chopped celery
Dissolve gelatin in water and stir in sugar and salt. Chill until slightly thickened. Fold in bunny's food, pare, combine and put in molds. Chill thoroughly." src="/images/1px.png" data-src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQMXHRgVAAoonE8.jpg">
This recipe is from the same model & generation settings that produced "Jellied Vegetable Salad" and "Potty Training for a Bunny" 1. Put the bunnies in a narrow basket and let float to sea.
2. Cook the bunnies in a covered pan of water until the bunnies are done.
3. Remove the bunnies from the basket, mash them with the help of the back of a spoon, put on the marshmallows, sprinkle the bunnies with chocolate and marshmallows.
4. Place the bu" src="/images/1px.png" data-src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQMrV37U8AAmGDG.jpg">
1/2 package of Splenda
Blend all ingredients thoroughly and turn into fine molds. Secure with rollers." src="/images/1px.png" data-src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQMwqvFU0AA-7Bz.jpg">
that is too much extract 1.5 oz. hot peppermint extract;
1.5 oz. dried rosemary extract;
1 package lemon Jello;
10 oz. strawberries;
1.5 c. sweet pickle relish;
1 c. cheddar cheese;
In a saucepan, add the remaining ingredients.
Cook, stirring constantly, until cheese melts and Jello is dissolved;
Stir until pudding is composed" src="/images/1px.png" data-src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQM3DOvUwAEd4R3.jpg">
It is bad at this. 1/2 cup boiling water
2 cups sour cream
4 cups choppe" src="/images/1px.png" data-src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQNGctVUEAEJVDD.jpg">
Except now all its stories center around food.
The old lady's eyes lit up. "It's supposed to smell like coconut candy!"" src="/images/1px.png" data-src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQOd1pTU4AA1IcP.jpg"> Snape leaned back in his chair, looking very angry. "You want me to eat it all?"
"Of course!" Harry said, grinning widely at the old man. "It's my favorite dish."
Snape rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "That's why I brought it with me."" src="/images/1px.png" data-src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQOd3SQVAAAhMhB.jpg">
More about AI mistakes (and dubious recipes) in my book "You Look Like a Thing and I Love You"
youlooklikeathing.com 1. Prepare and boil your favorite brand of beer. You can use lower cal versions of lager, such as we have.
2. Add a little turpentine juice to brighten up the color of your rubble.
3. Pour in some tightly cut, stinky forest chips. It is really best to do this in phases, but to do it in stages allow 1 1/2 cups water to simmer for 60 to 90 minutes.
4. Allow to cool. Garnish with: cilantro and truff" src="/images/1px.png" data-src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQRckzVVUAAoCQa.jpg">