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@KevinTPorter @LAFoodBank A) She has a "sensitive nose" so everyone must chew gum from a bowl outside her office before talking to her and if she thinks you smell that day you have to go home and shower.
@KevinTPorter @LAFoodBank B) A new staff member was told "every day she picks someone different to really hate. It's not your fault, just suck it up for the day and she'll be mean to someone else the next day. They didn't believe it but it ended up being entirely true.
@KevinTPorter @LAFoodBank C) When she's in a bad mood staff members were highly encouraged by upper management to go into her office and do bits to cheer her up.
@KevinTPorter @LAFoodBank D) She cares about animals which is good but so sensitive for example if someone tried to show her a funny viral video and way in the distance a barely audible dog is barking she'll scream at you and say "CAN'T YOU HEAR THAT ANIMAL IS IN DISTRESS?!! WHY DID YOU SHOW ME THIS!?
@KevinTPorter @LAFoodBank And E) If she doesn't like the monologue someone wrote that day, she'll drop it on the floor and say "I'm not saying one word of this."
@KevinTPorter @LAFoodBank Lastly F) Someone wrote a joke with the phrase "it's like pulling a rabbit out of a hat" and she screamed at them "DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL THAT WOULD BE TO THE RABBIT!?!"
@KevinTPorter @LAFoodBank Obviously these are just random stories I've heard over the years from people who have worked on the show and I can't confirm as facts, so please don't sue me, Ellen, or else we'll have to add another story to the thread.
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