Here's the situation.
My snails love to fuck.
BUT THEY SURE CAN TRY
But something was wrong. The tank, which normally is full of water, was noticeably emptier than it had been but a few hours before.
A leak, you say? Oh no. That would be too simple.
So he did. He climbed up, snorped his way under the lip of the filter, and knocked the lid askew. Then he went inside and laid some fucking eggs.
Into a bazillion pieces.
In my hands.