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so, how about those jobs numbers.

no need to beat around the bush here--you need something strong and easy to drink. here to help with that, if not the data, is a classic: the (NOT FROZEN) daiquiri
let's cut to the chase. this is a rum drink. you're going to need some nice light rum... something you would sip straight while sitting on the beach and not reading the news. this is important; lime doesn't smooth out crappy rum
get you a shaker (or a pint glass). drink some rum straight from the bottle. then pour 2 oz into the glass. don't get carried away, you can make another drink later.

then squeeze in about half a lime's worth of juice, and an ounce of simple syrup
fill the shaker (or pint glass) with ice and shake (or stir) for about 20 seconds. strain into a coupe or a martini glass

if it's too sweet, add lime. if it's too tart, add simple syrup. just a touch at a time. of course more rum is always fine
cut a wheel or twist from the other half of that lime and garnish this sucker. drink it fast, drink it slow, drink it while watching the sun set on american democracy... just enjoy.

that's today's apocalypse bartending. bottoms up, and I'll see you on the other side
previous entries in the "drink away the pandemic" series (1/3):

-old fashioned

-negroni

-margarita

-mojito
previous entries in the "drink away the pandemic" series (2/3):

-manhattan

-whiskey sour

-martini


-bloody mary
previous entries in the "drink away the pandemic" series (3/3):

-pimm's cup


-sidecar


-moscow mule


-mudslide
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when you want strong crisis-related restrictions that you might not notice until you try to push against them, there's one place in the world that can deliver that kind of thing better than anywhere else: singapore.

and so today we will make a singapore sling
warning: this one is going to require some stuff you might not have in your bar. there's a lot in it, all originally designed to--somewhat creepily--disguise the taste of the alcohol so, uh, ladies can drink it.
here's the full list:
-1.5 oz gin
-.5 oz cherry brandy
-.25 oz benedictine
-.25 oz cointreau
-4 oz pineapple juice
-.5 oz lime juice
-.25 oz grenadine
-a dash of bitters
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this one's for new york, which, and I can't believe I'm saying this, is inextricably tied to this cocktail because of a fictional gossip columnist. it has a reputation for being girly, but in the apocalypse we need to be confident no matter who we are. so here's the cosmopolitan
this was one of the first drinks I was taught in bartending school because of how generally popular it is. and there's no reason it shouldn't be! continuing my theme of "everything is derivative," imagine a tart margarita but with vodka instead tequila, and adding cranberry juice
you'll be serving it in a martini glass, which should be familiar by now. put a few cubes of ice in one and pour in some water to let it chill

while it cools down, and speaking of cranberry juice, let me tell you about the first time I met my future father in law
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as I've mentioned before here at crisis cocktail central, I take requests. @ValerieInsinna asked for a gin drink, and since we all need to be a little tipsy after this weekend, I'm here to tell you about the white lady. the cocktail, not the person asking to speak to your manager
you make enough drinks, you realize that all of them are a "take" on a foundational cocktail. I mean a margarita is basically a whiskey sour with tequila and a bit of cointreau. the white lady is, more or less, a margarita but with gin. hear me out!
the gin brings a nice, floral feel to the party. instead of a tequila-fueled mariachi band, think of watching some folks in fancy clothes playing croquet. except they're drunk. just as you soon will be.
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