Thread by @akoz33

What is happening in Russia? There is no better source than Yulia Latynina’s weekly “Kod Dostupa”. Here is the first part of my translation of last Saturday’s edition. It’s a bit overtaken by events but all it’s predictions are coming true. Second part will follow later.

We are in an amazing era of total coronavirus, when in the world coronavirus communism replaced war communism and the President of Russia with a generously promises everyone five loaves of bread and two fish at someone else’s expense.

And the Omsk City Hall publishes a video about - please see this video - how we will defeat the coronavirus by voting for amendments to the Constitution.

We are living right now, just as Greta Thunberg wanted to make us live: planes do not fly, our factories do not work. It is strange that Greta does not call for turning off the ventilators, which also consume electricity.

They still need to be turned off and then we will at last have utopia for all.
And back to the news. After the United States allocated 20% of its own GDP or $ 2 trillion to help businesses and people, and the European Union 500 billion euros,

Putin again turned to the nation and told her about the Cumans and Pechenegs. I quote: “Dear friends, everything passes and it will pass. The Pechenegs once tormented our nation and so did the Cumans. Russia overcame everything. Together we will overcome everything.”

I especially like this “together”, because remember, gentlemen, when the Russian state says: “Brothers and sisters” or “together”, it is going to deliver you a hard blow. Because what is together?

In the city of Pitkäranta in Karelia, schoolchildren from low-income families received a food package for two weeks: 2 sausages, 5-6 potatoes, margarine and so on. You can easily find these photos are online. So, Vladimir Vladimirovich, are you sure that this is together?

Do you also eat sausages and margarine?
They allocated 10 billion rubles to all doctors throughout Russia. And the “Baklan-Arena” in Russia costs 43 billion rubles.

And 12 billion rubles were allocated for tiles and borders in Moscow (in my opinion, just for tiles) and 19 for curbs, in total: 31.

Listen, you know, I'm a great fan of tiles. I accept the argument that when you lay tiles on a street, then there is a threefold increase in store traffic, respectively, budget revenues increase.

But somehow, no one will obviously walk along this street now, increasing the store traffic by three times. And good tiles are already there. Hey, maybe we could wait a little with those tiles?

Navalny looked at how much Medvedev‘s palaces alone cost and counted 50 billion roubles (this is without the fishing island whose existence the Project has just documented) Well, we understand that Putin has more palaces,

because it’s not proper for a subordinate to have as many palaces as the boss. He has one palace in Gelendzhik that cost 1 billion dollars, that is, 70 billion roubles at the current rate.

Listen, maybe Vladimir Vladimirovich will sell this palace of his and instead of 10 billion rubles for the entire struggle with the coronavirus in Russia (despite the fact that tiles and borders cost 30), 70 billion could be allocated (the cost of the palace)?

Or, perhaps, at least the neighboring village could be supplied with gas? Just for the sake of the "together".

Our VIPs have laboratories that test them for the virus. They have enough ventilators too. And Putin shakes his visitors’ hand because, pay attention, as Peskov told us, people who are allowed to visit him are always first tested .

That is, there used to be a position of the tsar’s food tester, and now there is a position of a coronavirus tester of those who come to see to Putin. And they have enough tests for them. We will talk about tests later.

Here is Boris Johnson - you can watch the video on the network - as he goes into an ordinary supermarket, there he takes pictures with friends, shakes hands. After that, he was in intensive care. Thank God, he recovered. But Boris Johnson was really “together”.

He was at a real supermarket. And Vladimir Vladimirovich, when was the last time you stood in a line at a supermarket?

Is Putin going to eat sausage with margarine “together”? Is Putin going to be left without savings due to quarantine “together”? Will they come to Putin from the bank to say: "Dear owner of the cafe, you have not paid your loan here."

Yes, you have a deferred payment, but remember that as soon as the deferral ends, you will have to pay everything along with the interest? ” Or perhaps those schoolchildren from Syktyvkar will live in Medvedev’s palaces? What is this “together”?

Once again: when this power says “together” - it means that it does not want to pay for what millions are paying for in a democratic country. But together we defeated the Pechenegs. Apparently, in the near future we will introduce Victory Day over the Pechenegs and Cumans.

The only problem, however, is that it was the Tatars destroyed the poor Cumans for us. Moreover, the Cumans first suggested that the Russian princes to fight the Tatars together, but the princes showed them the middle finger. Thus we coped with the Cumans.

So, of course, in the near future we will hear that the coronavirus appeared as a result of the crossing of the Pechenegs and the Cumans, and we also destroyed the dinosaurs, and our ungrateful Western partners refuse to recognize our central in the extermination of dinosaurs.

And, in fact, let's move on to how things really are with the coronavirus in reality, and not where Putin heals it with his eyes and hits it with the Avangard missiles.

And let's say that while an immense catastrophe is approaching, because in Russia there was a center at beginning the epidemic, and it was in the city of Moscow. Moscow is not midway through the epidemic.

As Sobyanin said, it’s not on a plateau, not in the middle, it is at the foot. But the majority of Russians do not travel to Europe. Muscovites travel to Europe. And Russian people go to Moscow.

And now, instead of locking the epidemic in this center, thanks to Putin’s vacation order, approximately 3 million people, including those infected with coronavirus, have left Moscow for the regions. This is an anti-quarantine.

This was a crazy order, and in 3-4 weeks there will begin what is now beginning in Moscow. And what will be there?