Thread by @RobertPLewis

Ok, let's see how many CCP presstitutes & angry alcoholic Playboy reporters the
WHCA lets in today:
Coronavirus Task Force holds press briefing at White House | 4/15/20 via @YouTube

@POTUS starts at about 27 mins on this link

new cases declining in NY, flat in detroit

*we've passed the peak

can finalize guidelines for re-opening, will be announced tomorrow

we've completed more than 3.3mm tests

FDA working w/ 300 labs & companies to develop therapies, tests & cures further

test could be avail to screen up to 20mm ppl w/in weeks

Project Air Bridge has completed 44 flights as of today

addt'l 56 flights scheduled

Fed gov't has delivered metric shit-ton of PPE [my words, not POTUS]

GM's first vents just came off the assembly line

@POTUS says they have a clip sent from GM that he's going to play...I wonder if these lilly-waisted douchebags have shell shock from the last video he played for them
🤣🤣🤣😂🔥😎

The vid from GM sounds like it's using the soundtrack from The Office (TV SHOW)

*BTW: i sliced my finger cutting chicken for dinner so there may be some capitalizations & misspelled words in here, got a bandaid on.

NO, I don't need you to kiss it

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

After the clip he says, "I know you may have gotten a little nervous when you heard there was a clip to be played!"

Damn I love this man.

Trollmaster supreme

At least 35 clinical trials of diff potential therapies are in testing right now: anti-virals, a therapy that keeps virus from multiplying, immune therapies, convalescent anitbody therapy

He's saying how much they need full staffing of critical positions right now, but the Dems are preventing it from happening

Ex: judges the Dems are taking the max time possible for every single judge, which is wasting time on other things & appointments

Currently 129 nominees waiting in Senate bc of partisan games

Many of them are needed for Coronavirus fight

Ex: Mike Peck, nominee for broadcasting board of governors has been stuck in nomination for 2yrs

He's using Voice of America as an example of what Peck is needed for-

if you remember, @Scavino45 called out their propaganda last week

Their games have prevented @POTUS from enforcing his Constitutional provisions, they should either go into recess or get their a$$es back to work

If House won't agree to adjourn, @POTUS will use his Constitutional powers to adjourn for them.

Calls it a scam that they leave town yet refuse to adjourn to play political games so he can't do recess appts

US Gov't put a hold on funding to WHO pending review, as announced yesterday

@POTUS says that WHO fought his decision to shut down borders pretending they didn't know what was going on, but says "we think they knew exactly what was going on..."

If you understand POTUS, this -

means he absolutely knows they were up to no good

PPP has saved millions of American jobs. Want to replenish it now, but the Dems as usual are blocking it

@POTUS says some states will open before others, some can even open before deadline of May 1st

Today he spoke w/ leaders about how to get the country open again (the list of ppl he spoke with was in yesterdays)

They provided extremely productive feedback, gave a lot of great-

ideas

Dr. B is going to come up now, then Sonny Purdue then @VP

Still states w/ no cases, others with low cases, others (CA, Wash, OR) that "never had a peak"

Dr. B was just a lot of fluff. Talking w/o really saying anything, IMO

Sonny Purdue now to destroy another media narrative (I'd bet)

He's talking about using the guidelines to keep food processing and supply workers safe while they work to keep their communities fed

He assures us the American food supply is strong, resilient and safe, has shown tremendous agility

*note: this Fox Business stream keeps -

jumping and skipping a second or two every once in awhile. Weird.

Sonny Purdue again says the food supply is safe and going very strong, likens it to a crash on the interstate that may have a crash every once in awhile, but traffic is quickly opened back up

@POTUS back up

China has paid us many billions in tariffs, being held by Sonny and POTUS told him to distribute much of it to the American farmers
(awesome - Bloomberg can go fuck himself in his mini-f-ing face, we need farmers more than Bloomy - and i'm an investor)

@VP up now

+619k Americans have tested positive, 27k have died, many recovered (I missed the exact number of recovered but it was high)

@POTUS has asked TF to create new guidelines to re-open the country, and those will be briefed tomorrow

Half of states in America have less-

than 2500 cases per state

I think he said 29 still have no cases (?)

Some areas will need ongoing mitigation, some are almost ready to open up

Ah, +45,000 have recovered

Those recovered have antibodies in blood that can attack virus. Working to ensure those are being made available, over 1,000 hospitals around the country are participating in the program.

If you've recovered 2-4 weeks ago, pls contact local blood bank to donate blood so it can-

be used in this program

22mm face masks daily being delivered via the Air Bridge alone

All in food supply & first responders will have access to face masks

576 military drs & nurses have been deployed around the country

258 off of USNS Comfort & from Javitt center have been re-deployed around the country as they weren't being used much there

@POTUS back up

Asshole reporter just shouts out a question before he even says he's ready for Qs.

SRSLY, fuck these people.

If their parents won't beat them, and I know they're supposed to be adults, but I HAPPILY will spank each of these ungrateful and classless sons of bitches

Q: adjourning both chambers of congress
-very simple, if they won't...

F-ing @FoxBusiness stream just cuts out before @POTUS finishes answering, and cuts back in mid-question from the super-annoying and Godless skinny-faced raven haired...i'm gonna stop on the adjectives b4 I-

get myself in trouble.

(Sounds like she's asking about re-opening)
-we have great tests & we want states to administer them. * @FoxBusiness stream cuts again in the middle of this answer

@FoxBusiness stream cut out twice in that one answer

Same woman:
When will testing be widespread enough for companies to be comfy w/ re-opening?
-Again, that's the states & governors

Dude. @FoxBusiness stream skipped AGAIN in the middle of the answer

I know Fox is getting more & more liberal but are they all the way down to hiring incompetent people like CNN now???

Q: why did you have your name added to relief checks?
-SRSLY, this is what these douchebags consider journalism. You get one question and THAT'S the one you go with? Shows how little importance you place on doing your job, fuckface

[sorry those were my internal voice's words, not POTUS]
-I don't know too much about it, but I understand my name is there & it's not delaying anything. I'm sure ppl will be happy to get a check

Q: Dr. B just said RI is seeing increase in cases from Boston & NY. How will you stop spike after re-opening if ppl are traveling between states?
-the governors can control the flow of ppl. some borders are being controlled by states already
[LOL, he's getting out the importance-

of borders now...even the media is talking about how IMPORTANT a border is to restrict ppl you don't want from getting in. LOLZ!!!!]

Q: reopening: are you considering relaxing Canadian border?
-relationship w/ CA good, will be one of the early borders relaxed

*dude. @FoxBusiness stream just skipped and went backwards in time to re-play the same question

Fox is really letting it slip. Not a good look.

Now it totally skipped the next Q, came in the middle of @POTUS answer but still showed the reporter's stupid f-ing face after he asked it.

Fox, your shit is weak, airborne.

Whatever the Q was, POTUS said some states are doing great.

Q: threat to adjourn Congress (this guy says, "clearly you have the power under Article 2, section 3...holy shit, a reporter FINALLY DID SOME CIVICS HOMEWORK BEFORE ASKING A QUESTION!!! We should celebrate

...but he says that would be a serious move
-it's been a very partisan environment thought the past 2 admins. Talks about how good the PPP is going, but its gone so good that it's almost depleted but Dems won't approve it being replenished. Been trying for years to get ppl, who-

have left serious jobs & positions, yet have been waiting 2-3 yrs to get approved because the Dems are stalling every single one.

We've approved record number of Judges, but rather than approving someone whose highly qualified, they take the max amt of time

...and what they're doing is taking days to approve someone who should be done in an hour. Only so many hrs in the day. They chose not to stay, I have a very strong power that I'd rather not use, but we have over 100ppl who we very much need & should've been approved a long time-

ago. Talks again about Voice of America being a disgrace & he needs someone whose been stalled in committee for a long time. Sonny Purdue has also been waiting on his Undersecretary of Ag, whose in charge of distro, for 2 1/2 years.

That person left a very good job but the -

Dems are stalling it. Judges are a priority, but bc the Dems are taking so much time, they're putting us through the mill. Never had hundreds of ppl no approved after 3 1/2 yrs

FU: But what's the timeline?
-They know. Congress has been warned, and they're being warned right now-

...if they don't approve, we're gonna go this route. We'll prob be challenged in court and we'll see who wins. But w/ ppl who haven't been approved in 2 1/2 yrs, ppl we really need...

Q: numbers, jobless claims come out tmrw, but there are still thousands a day dying. How do you balance that decision given the 2 figures?
-there has to be a balance. there's also death involved in keeping it closed [side note: there is a direct correlation between bad stock mkt-

unemployment and suicide. The media pretends not to know but the study was done a long time ago and figures are out there]
-When you look at mental health, suicides, ppl looking at jobs, those who didn't take drugs but are addicted now bc they lost their job, this is why I wish-

...the Dems would work with us. There's death involved w/ a closed country too. We're gonna start w/ states & govs who have done a great job. We're gonna be helping them. Many have had a lot of options over the years to buy vents but didn't do it, so we're gonna help them.

Q: why do we have 20% of death from virus when we only have 4% of world's pop?
[this POS pretends not to understand that you can take out anything Commies say (China, Russia, etc) & a lot of 3rd world don't have the capacity to test OR report. SRSLY, fuck these people]

-well you don't know what the world's numbers are. Do you think you're getting honest numbers from some of these countries? Everything we have is documented & reported, w/ some being reported "just in case." We have more cases bc we have more reporting. But do any of you actually

believe some of these numbers that you've been reporting from other countries? There are some countries in really big trouble who aren't reporting the facts, and we're reporting everything

Q: mult sources are telling Fox news today [***this is the new "anonymous sources" aka Fake News alert] that US gov't has high confidence that COVID emanated from a virology lab in Wuhan. Intern was infected, gave it to her BF, went to wet market in Wuhan where it began to spread

-I don't want to say that, but we're doing a very thorough examination

FU: did you ever discuss State Dept concerns w/ Xi that had been reported about that lab?
-I don't want to report my conversations w/ Xi right now

...it just wouldn't be appropriate right now

Q: Aussie reporter, says ppl in his country are calling on their PM to make WHO funding conditional
-I feel very badly for WHO, but it's been a tool of China, totally China-centric. You look at everything that's happend and they've -

been wrong. They didn't want us to close our borders to Wuhan, they were criticizing me for doing that. BTW I did that very early while Nancy Pelosi was having parties in Chinatown. [I love how he works this in every chance he gets. So when the media says he "didn't act fast-

enough, they're in effect also burning down the Wicked Witch of Poop & Needleville (SanFran), she thought it would be great to show this didn't exist. We really have some politicians on the other side who don't know what they're doing. But the WHO & WTO have been treating the US-

so badly, we've been treated so badly by these orgs. We're winning a lot of lawsuits that we never won in the past. But what happened at the WHO is a disgrace. We pay $400-500 mm per yr, China pays $40mm and it's like China controls this group. I could to if I wanted to devote-

more time to it. But they're either going to have to make massive changes. But we want to help ppl. PPL have no idea the good we do for ppl in Africa, we spend billions per year to help ppl. $500mm to WHO and there's something very bad going on .

The @FoxBusiness stream skips-

around so much here that the answer is pretty much a wash after that

Ok @POTUS ends it after that, and like a boss he just says thank you, i'm out, turns around and peaces out.

I'd love to see him chuck the deuce on his way out one of these times 🤣 and just say "peace, i'm out bitches!"

But that's it.

@POTUS out, off to save the world.