HOLY SHIT.
Okay, so, five minutes ago, I am having a conversation, a really exciting business call about an animated series. It's awesome, and I am sitting at my dining room table just discussing possibilities...
When I glance out the windows and see my black dog is outside, don't even think about it.
Then my actual black dog, Dasher, comes to the table for pets.
Wait...if Dashed is inside, then what is that OUTSIDE...
Wait...if Dashed is inside, then what is that OUTSIDE...
Oh. 
OH.
Guys, I didn't have my phone, was using our landline, and my kindle was dying...so I don't have the photo of him STANDING UP TRYING TO OPEN THE GATE.
It's ten in the morning, bright sunny day, a bear is trying to GET IN.
These don't convey its size, it's big. And this isn't even the big one we keep.seeing. The big one is much larger.
Have you ever had a hone call for an amazing job offer, and you have to pause to say, "Excuse me, there is a massive bear trying to get into my house?"
It's awkward!
It's awkward!
