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This week we're doing the five episode pilot mini/movie for Gargoyles. I have never seen it.
So gargoyles are nocturnal in this universe?
If you're not SURE, why risk it?
I'm learning things.
Oh, she's Marina Sirtis.
I think this is more of a make-work program than anything else.
Then we get a celebratory feasting scene which reveals Stacho is not lord of the keep or whatever, he's the captain of the guard, and the lords don't sound impressed with him.
"How do you mean?"
"Really famous for winning fights."
Sure you want to leave, Goliath?
I'm honestly not sure what the point of the diversion was. Don't have to lead gargoyles away from the castle if you're going to attack at sunrise.
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Can't say I'm impressed with his "slavers > people who are rude to gargoyles" stance.
(Magic is just saying stuff in Latin. Not sure what the book is for, to be honest?)
Anyway. Goliath has cornered Stacho and Beardo (Hakon has a beard, I just realized!) out on a precipice.
"What sorcery is this?" he asks, which is the kind of set-up line the actual sorcerer who did it has been waiting his whole life for.
I don't know, seems worth taking a trip to Rome to ask someone how to say "Gargoyles wake up now."
???
Goliath. Buddy. Friend. I feel like there's a simpler solution.
I get that it's like a hot coals reference but as with the Goliath one I feel it kind of misses the point.
Oh, that wasn't anger. It was stretching
When asked why he's done this, his answer is "I wanted to see if it was true."
Nice bit!
One of the commandos uses a gas grenade to distract the gargoyles, they send up a signal flare...
Back on the street, the lady detective vows to find out what the heck even happened.
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She's sure that she heard automatic weapon fire and offers to come back with a warrant and eve nmore cops.
"That stone gargoyle, I thought it moved."
Do we usually qualify gargoyles like that?
Commercial break cut and he's sailing down to catch her.
Time for some stray observations!
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And Xanatos mentioned literal hell, in a metaphor, instead of swearing.
Heck of an establishing moment.
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Given Xanatos's crafty reputation, I suspect he wanted to force a short conversation to avoid questions.
Little condescending. I would have gone with like a book.
I'm getting flashbacks to the pilot minserieseseses for GI Joe, which both concerned a race for scattered plot coupons that powered a MacGuffin.
Goliath's question was "why should we help?"
"Why were you hiding back there?" she asks, which would make more sense if he wasn't a giant bat-winged monstrosity.
"I wanted to make sure you were alone."
Xanatos's aw-shucks Rikarisma makes more and more sense, given the gargoyles' layers of mistrust.
His response is to huff that naming things gives them limits and ask "Does the sky need a name? Does the river?"
She informs him the river is called The Hudson.
Are gargoyles sequentially hermaphroditic?
...and if Goliath was her mate, did he fertilize all of them personally?
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Good way to advance their relationship without a lot of back and forth about trust, putting him in this situation.
Cut to: Xanatos and Owen watching on a monitor. Xanatos announces he's ready for him.
So, yeah?
Davy says he acquired her statue form separately and brought her to the castle after freeing Goliath
Yeah, they should really be using low velocity bean bag rounds or something. Maybe frangibles if they want the stopping power?
The centuries did nothing to him. He was a statue the whole time. Really suspect she woke up ahead of him, that she's not thinking that.
Broadway comments how easy it is and I expect the rope to start moving...
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Hudson is craftier than he lets on.
The lack of anyone like the commandos on the Cyberbiotics security payroll really is apparent.
Up on the helicarrier, the gargoyles have just reached the bridge moments behind the report of the two other breaches.
Goliath protests leaving the humans to their fate as the helicarrier begins to wobble in the air.
It's like a miracle. Does a miracle need a name?
*sigh* Listen to Owen, David.
Can't just be that he enjoys food because he has some joie de vivre.
Up in the air, Goliath has figured out that the robots can't shoot him if he's on their back, and he steers one into another.
They're apparently down to one bot.
She takes the first shot, just in case her insistence on this fight scene didn't sufficiently establish her hostility.
Marina. Marina. You just. You just admitted you had one job.
I think her actual villain motivation, though, is knowing it's her fault the clan died, both because she went in on the plan and because she failed.
You know, I thought her name was something like that? Pop culture osmosis.
A bigger piece of the tower crumbles the parapets out from underneath Demona and Maza...
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