If Arnab Goswami, the anchor, did a debate about the attack on Arnab Goswami, the person, this would be his monologue:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, a serious incident has occured in Mumbai tonight. A caliberated deliberate attact was carried out on UPSTANDING CITIZEN Arnab Goswami..."
"Ladies and Gentlemen, a serious incident has occured in Mumbai tonight. A caliberated deliberate attact was carried out on UPSTANDING CITIZEN Arnab Goswami..."
"Two goons sent by Sonia Thackaray Government BRUTALLY ATTACKED Goswami, an innocent person who was just returning home after a hard day of work, and his wife! But ladies and gentleman, tonight's debate is not about the incident. It's not about the attack at all..."
"Tonight, the nation is asking the big question: WHY IS THE LUTYENS LOBBY SILENT ON THIS ATTEMPTED LYNCHING OF AN INNOCENT HINDU CITIZEN BY SONIA MAINO GOVERNMENT IN MAHARASHTRA? This is not a communal issue ladies and gentlemen, but one has to wonder. One MUST WONDER..."
"One MUST wonder, would the likes of failed filmmaker Anurag Kashyap, Fault News Prateek Sinha, Tukde Tukde Gang leader Shehla Rashid and other fake journalists be SILENT if it was someone else who was attacked? LETS NOT MINCE WORDS TONIGHT. I'LL BE DIRECT..."
"INSTEAD OF HINDU CITIZEN ARNAB BEING ATTACKED IF IT WAS SOMEONE FROM A MINORITY COMMUNITY, WOULD THESE MEMBERS OF NOT IN MY NAME GANG BE SILENT? We ask our panel tonight ladies and gentlemen, was this a deliberate conspiracy by the Attack Arnab Lobby to attack Arnab in a lobby?"
(If you're wondering, I took inspiration from Arnab's monologue on the Palghar lynching incident. He literally said shit on similar lines in his opening monologue.)
