The Predident of the United States, @realDonaldTrump
✔Invited Taliban at 9/11 to Camp David
✔ welcomed Lavrow in the oval office after the 2016 election
✔wanted to buy Greenland, a European territory
✔suggested nuking hurrikanes and
✔bombing Water on Notre Dame
✔ prevents fires in Californian woods by raking leaves
✔ knows Windmills cause cancer
✔stares at the eclipse
✔ used a sharpie for Alabama
✔Talks about the Airports during the Revolutionary war
✔ remembers that Canada burned down Washington in the war of 1812
✔Talks to the President of the US Virgin islands (everyday and exclusively)
✔and he can't even close an umbrella.
✔ overmore, he shows signs of dementia, and of a severe personality disorder.
#25thAmendmentNow, @GOP.
