Thread by @toyinomotoso

How do you write content in such a way that even lazy readers read it?

This is a vital skill you must learn if you want people to consume your content online

That is because people are lazier than ever

And our attention span is like 6 seconds

Well, that is what a website from Google said

So, how do you do this?

It is simple.

You write to appeal to the lazy brain.

(1) Use simple to understand words.

(2) Write in short sentences

(3) Write like you talk

(4) Use a lot of white space if possible

(5) Use interesting story illustrations as much as you can (We love stories. Think Netflix)

(6) Use punctuation like parentheses () - dots .... and dashes - to break long sentences

(7) Forget everything your English teacher taught you - (Middle finger things)

Below is An Example:
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Once upon a time...

When I was still a woman..

I would see a man I liked and I would not be able to do anything..

Any wrong move would make me look like a whore.

So, I tried to speak to them mind to mind.

But men can't read minds like women

And that is why they end up marrying the worse of us.

Now that I am a man, I have dedicated the rest of my life to teaching men how to understand women.

But silly men.

They wouldn't listen.

Their ego wouldn't let them.

Which is why they keep doing stupid dumb shit

How can you slide into a girl's DM without saying anything meaningful...

...you jump the gun and send her a picture of your useless dick?

Really?

Are you that dumb?

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By the way, that writeup was copied from Tony Fotizo

Hope this helped.