I was dumb enough to believe that nobody would be dumb enough.
1/
Note: I would certainly never choose to ingest bleach to prove my fealty.
2/
Words like sheep and monkey come to mind, but I would hate to insult our fellow mammalliams in the comparison.
3/
History might not even remember this moment as anything overly notable in a term so...um...
4/
And I proclaim so emphatically.
Come November...
#BleachGate