In the absence of big sporting events, we bring you snail racing. 
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AND THEY’RE OFF
Escar Go off to a huge start, against all odds with his bulky frame. Not a lot of movement from the rest of the starting line-up.
But true to recent form, he's all over the place, and is DISQUALIFIED FOR CHANGING LANES WITHOUT INDICATING.
And it was the great hope for British snail racing that clinched it, Achatina Asher Smith. It wasn’t close. The other two never really got going. And Escar Go again bringing the sport into disrepute.
