Thread by @AsOurLawIs

Couldn't be more accurate:

"Rishton mein bharosa aur mobile pe network na ho toh log game khelne lagte hai"

#IrrfanKhan

2. "Aadmi jitna bada hota hai ... uske chupne ki jagahein utni hi kam hoti hai"

- Kasoor.

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3. "Lakeerein bahut ajeeb hoti hai ... khaal pe khich jaye toh khoon nikaal deti hai ... aur zameen pe khich jaye toh sarhadein bana deti hai"

- Gunday.

4. "Galatiya bhi rishto ki tarah hoti hai ... karni nahi padti ... ho jaati hai"

- D-Day.

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5. "Aksar har desh badi samasyayen suljhane ke chakkar mein yeh bhool jaata hai ... ki uski kitni badi keemat uske apne logon ko chukani padti hai"

- Gunday.

6. "Kismat ki ek khaas baat hoti hai ... ki woh palatti hai"

- Guday.

7. "Darya bhi main, darakht bhi main ... Jhelum bhi main, chinar bhi main ... dair bhi hoon, haram bhi hoon ... Shai bhi hoon, Sunni bhi hoon, main hoon pandit ... main tha, main hoon aur main hi rahoonga"

- Haider.

8. "Chaal hum chalenge ... sheh bhi hum denge ... aur maat bhi hum denge"

- Gunday.

9. "Ishq ka ek problem hai ... agar ek ki lagi toh doosre ki bhi lagni hai kabhi na kabhi"

- Yeh Saali Zindagi.

10. "Badhe sheharo ki hawa aur chote sheharo ka pani ... bada khatarnak hota hai"

- The Killer.

11. "Ahankar ki aag tezaab se zyada khatarnak hoti hai ... ek baar jala de toh nishaan seedha aatma pe jake lagta hai"

- Gunday.

12. "Ik baar to yun hoga, thoda sa sukoon hoga ... na dil mein kasak hogi, na sar mein junoon hoga"

- 7 Khoon Maaf.

13. "Pyar mein joh galat hai ... woh bhi sahi hai"

- The Xpose.

14. "Khoon ka rishtaa khoon bahake hi khatam kiya jaa sakta hai"

- Footpath.

15. "Bharat ko angrezon se azaadi lene mein 200 saal lage the ... tu 18 tak toh ruk hi sakti hai"

- Angrezi Medium.

16. "Aur kya dekhna baaki hai ... aapse dil laga ke dekh liye"

- The Killer.

17. "Yeh shehar hum mein jitna deta hai ... badle mein kahin zyada hum se le leta hai"

- Life in a Metro.

18. "Asli khoobsurati tareef ki mohtaj nahi hoti ... uske liye toh bas aankhon ki wah wah hi kaafi hai"

- Karwaan.

19. "Zindagi sabko imaan bachakar jeene ki luxury nahi deti hai ... naa hi sahi ya ghalat mein sahi choose karne ki azaadi ... zindagi baar baar aapko aaise modh pe laake khada karti hai ... jahan yeh tai karna mushkil ho jaata hai ki jaan bachaye ya imaan"

- Jazbaa.

20. "Yeh headmaster, headmaster nahi hai ji, yeh businessman hai ... aur aaj kal padhai, padhai nahi hai ji, yeh dhanda hai dhanda"

- Hindi Medium.

21. "Saaf sutre kapde, saaf sutre dimaag ki nishaani hai ... aur saaf sutra dimaag, saaf sutra samaaj ki nishaani hai"

- Krazzy 4.

22. "Shauk do tarah ke hove hai ... ek toh woh joh samay ke saath khatam ho jave hai ... aur duja woh joh samay ke saath maqsad ban jave hai"

- Angrezi Medium.

23. "Abhi servicing ho gayi tumhari"

- Life in a Metro.

24. "Today god promise I speak English ... because English is India and India is English"

- Hindi Medium.

25. "Shaitan ki sabsi badi chaal yeh hai ki woh saamne nahi aata"

- Chocolate.