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I wish to concur with Boris Johnson
Happy birthday to Captain Tom Moore
On reaching 100
And on your fundraising and inspirational efforts supporting the NHS amidst this coronavirus pandemic
I would even borrow a Jacob Rees Mogg phrase .. it is uplifting
I wish to concur with Boris Johnson
Happy birthday to Captain Tom Moore
On reaching 100
And on your fundraising and inspirational efforts supporting the NHS amidst this coronavirus pandemic
I would even borrow a Jacob Rees Mogg phrase .. it is uplifting
"Captain Tom
I know I speak for the whole country when I say we wish you a very happy 100th Birthday."
I agree with this
After all how could I decry from a man leading the "People's Government"
I know I speak for the whole country when I say we wish you a very happy 100th Birthday."
I agree with this
After all how could I decry from a man leading the "People's Government"
"Your heroic efforts have lifted the spirits of the entire nation."
It has "lifted the spirits" of the entire herd then?
My spirits are in good fettle - thanks Tom
They however are in despair at a government of lying desperate incompetents spinning for self and career
It has "lifted the spirits" of the entire herd then?
My spirits are in good fettle - thanks Tom
They however are in despair at a government of lying desperate incompetents spinning for self and career
"I think I first heard about your mission when you had raised about a million pounds which in itself was extraordinary."
I agree - any charitable fund value is extraordinary
Especially after a decade of austerity how this country "works for everyone"
bbc.co.uk/news/business-…
I agree - any charitable fund value is extraordinary
Especially after a decade of austerity how this country "works for everyone"
bbc.co.uk/news/business-…
Here's a reminder of a decade of wilful policy choices
And a Conservative minister who cannot even answer a simple question
And a Conservative minister who cannot even answer a simple question
"And you've inspired the most incredible generosity, raising over £29 million, supporting the cause closest to all our hearts."
I agree also - the NHS is a cause closest to all our hearts
thinks back to 2012 and interference in an artist and his work
thetimes.co.uk/article/tories…
I agree also - the NHS is a cause closest to all our hearts
thinks back to 2012 and interference in an artist and his work
thetimes.co.uk/article/tories…
But I digress in going back to 2012
You know Boris Johnson just how important and dear the NHS is to the british people
You know it so well you put lies and a false promise on the side of a bus
You know Boris Johnson just how important and dear the NHS is to the british people
You know it so well you put lies and a false promise on the side of a bus
After all
If you are going to lie
Lie big
£350 million a week right
Meanwhile
If you are going to lie
Lie big
£350 million a week right
Meanwhile
170 bn BOE stimulus cost
>£130 bn lost growth (so far)
£39 bn liabilities bill
No dividend
No we hold all the cards
No plan (as you promised you had)
No many solutions to NI border
No sunlit uplands
No EU Banging on our doors to gift us unicorns
>£130 bn lost growth (so far)
£39 bn liabilities bill
No dividend
No we hold all the cards
No plan (as you promised you had)
No many solutions to NI border
No sunlit uplands
No EU Banging on our doors to gift us unicorns
Your friend and chief advisor put it best
A man who was found in contempt of parliament
But hey - at least Dominic Cummings as Prime Minister didn't unlawfully prorogue Parliament
Imagine doing that and having so little shame
A man who was found in contempt of parliament
But hey - at least Dominic Cummings as Prime Minister didn't unlawfully prorogue Parliament
Imagine doing that and having so little shame
Oh yes and what Matt Hancock said prorogation was an affront to all those that fought for the United Kingdom
How many of them put those words aside to serve self, career and "party" (well whatever that party has chosen to become)
"You've created a channel to enable millions to say a heartfelt thank you to the remarkable men and women in our NHS who are doing the most astounding job and whose courage and compassion will be why, in the end, we will defeat coronavirus."
I miss the days when Conservative's besmirched men and women in our NHS
buzzfeed.com/laurasilver/a-…
buzzfeed.com/laurasilver/a-…
As Jacob Rees Mogg says - the "uplifting" donations to food banks
And he's right
Donations are uplifting
But what would be better is that food banks didn't exist and had support to reduce the causes that led to people using them
And he's right
Donations are uplifting
But what would be better is that food banks didn't exist and had support to reduce the causes that led to people using them
Not to worry though
As Jacob Rees Mogg the greatest of all the grand wizard assures us as he besmirches economists and instead says we should use horoscopes to divine the blessed sunlit uplands of brexit
As Jacob Rees Mogg the greatest of all the grand wizard assures us as he besmirches economists and instead says we should use horoscopes to divine the blessed sunlit uplands of brexit
"There is a tradition going back some years now where the Prime Minister takes a moment each day to thank someone for their service to others by recognising them as a Point of Light."
I like the idea of this tradition
I like the idea of this tradition
"Captain Tom, that is exactly what you are.
A Point of Light in all our lives.
So on behalf of the whole country, thank you, and have a very special 100th Birthday."
A Point of Light in all our lives.
So on behalf of the whole country, thank you, and have a very special 100th Birthday."
Captain Tom is a point of light
Which begs the question Boris
What are you?
Which begs the question Boris
What are you?
Jacob Rees Mogg on the birth of your son yesterday posted this
He *openly* admits he doesn't know what number your son is
I do hope - as your concern raised earlier - your prime ministerial salary can stretch to cover the costs of your newborn
He *openly* admits he doesn't know what number your son is
I do hope - as your concern raised earlier - your prime ministerial salary can stretch to cover the costs of your newborn
Jacob Rees Mogg also prior to your election of leader of the Conservative Party couldn't answer a simple question on you
A reminder of your party's legacy of what an "apparent success" looks like
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