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I just received a 5-pages document detailing the drastic measures for my 8-years-old returning to school 2 days a week.
To sum up:
Security distance from everyone at any time.
Touch nothing.
Temperature check before to bring him in.
Hand washing 10 to 20 times a day.
No conga.
Shall he not respect the rules once -he’ll be expelled immediately.
If he’s coughing even just a few times -back home just in case.
This “back to school experience“ may not last more than a day.
(I mean he may touch a wall or something -he’s 8).
That and not sure he’ll like it.
On the bright side: If he finds it unbearable he might be more motivated for home schooling.
Especially since on Monday he’ll be able to play with his friends (one at a time) from afar in the garden.
Now if you’ll excuse me I need to look up 10m-socially distanced games.
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