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May 9, 2020 24 tweets 6 min read Read on X
My mom hoards craft magazines forever, so please enjoy these selections from the November 1972 edition of Woman’s Day. Image
Purrfectly Nightmarish Cats Image
This was the best picture they could get of this hat-hating baby. Image
Another child being suffocated by wool. Image
Unprecedented Breck/Mini-Cowboy-Hat crossover event. Image
“Service Families may be eligible for this program under Champus” Image
This child has no friends. Image
Libbey was the only brand bold enough to stand up to Big Turkey in 1972. Image
She’s ready to bang Bob, Carol, Ted AND Alice. Image
Don’t let the crocheted vest distract you from the impossible dimensions of that shirt. Image
Another Don Draper triumph. Image
Through 1972, this was the closest Disney came to diversity. Image
Exclusive Design. Can’t have anyone bootlegging that vest. Image
If quarantine lasts another month I’m gonna make the robe AND the lamb. Image
“Where Does It Hurt Darlin?” - a throw pillow for domestic violence. Image
Just a blatant scam here by Wrigley’s to create horrible breath. Image
It’s not a coincidence that this is one page away from the Cheese Crab Dip recipe. Image
This one feels more like a Duck Phillips ad. Image
From the rest of the stack: Image
When I lived in the Castro, a lot of my neighbors were glittery tops. Image
The second-worst thing Americans have done to afghans in the last fifty years. Image
If Tinder was around in 1966. Image
This fish was on sale for $2.99 which is roughly $175 today. Image

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In honor of the first Sunday of the NFL season, here’s People Magazine’s Sexiest Athlete Alive for 1998, Elvis Grbac. He won because People’s photographer was supposed to take pictures of Rich Gannon and picked the wrong Kansas City QB. Image
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Less than two minutes into his first broadcast in four months, Jeff Van Gundy is already talking about Marcus Camby instead of the actual game.
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Update: The neighbor put his trash cans out, 20 hours early, while my dad was out walking the dog. There’s going to be hell to pay.
I’ve also been drinking coffee from his DENNIS mug every morning but he still hasn’t noticed.
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