Why would you even attempt this without the baseball sleeves and iron-on 1970s Iowa mall t-shirt shop lettering? Monumental fail, and you suck
We actual members of Iowa's 1970s Turd Army can spot you posers a mile away
If you see somebody wearing one of these cheap rip offs, see if they can name the Turds' top 5 hits, let alone any of the deep cuts.
Yeah, I THOUGHT SO, poser
Yeah, I THOUGHT SO, poser
Turdheads? LOL don't make me laugh. I remember when those prettyboys tried to start trouble in the mosh pot at Bettendorf Turdapalooza '80, and after 5 minutes the Turd Army had 'em running for their Camaros
Just like everybody claims they were there when The Velvet Underground played Andy Warhol's Exploding Plastic Inevitable in '66, everybody claims they were there when Turds of Misery played Happy Joe's Pizza Muscatine in '78
Hey rando, I have a original pressing of the Turds' 4-album concept rock opera "Quad Cities," NEXT
