New Guidance for #PPP: To get maximum forgiveness you'll need to sacrifice a goat during a blood moon, at the stroke of midnight, while wearing a crown of thorns and Luke Skywalker's robes, and only after reciting pi in it's entirety.
Subject to additional guidance.
#taxtwitter
Subject to additional guidance.
#taxtwitter
Additional Guidance: after additional consideration, you do not need to sacrifice the goat. Businesses who have already sacrificed the goat will be severely punished. Instead, businesses much sacrifice a dodo bird. /2
Additional Guidance: Upon discovering that dodo birds no longer exist there is no animal sacrifice required. Businesses that have already sacrificed a goat are still to be severely penalized. Penalty TBD /3
Additional Guidance: The robes must be from the force awakens. Replicas do not count, must be originals. /4
Additional Guidance from another government entity: pi must be recorded on stone tablets. Tablets must be marble. /5
Additional Guidance from original entity: No it doesn't /6
Additional Guidance from another government entity: Yes it does, you doo-doo head. /7
Additional Guidance from original entity: NO YOU'RE A DOO-DOO HEAD /8
@TheBig4Tweets forgot to tag you.
