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Chris Macksey
@CMacksey
Prix Fixe Accounting | Restaurant Accounting | Chef | Statistically the 3rd funniest person in the room
May 11, 2020 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
New Guidance for #PPP: To get maximum forgiveness you'll need to sacrifice a goat during a blood moon, at the stroke of midnight, while wearing a crown of thorns and Luke Skywalker's robes, and only after reciting pi in it's entirety.

Subject to additional guidance.
#taxtwitter Additional Guidance: after additional consideration, you do not need to sacrifice the goat. Businesses who have already sacrificed the goat will be severely punished. Instead, businesses much sacrifice a dodo bird. /2