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May 12, 2020 4 tweets 4 min read Read on X
My tweets today are devoted to rhymes.
Limericks with five short lines at a time.
To mark Edward Lear’s birth,
I’ll write tweets full of mirth.
It’s fun, so join in... if so inclined.

#NationalLimerickDay #amwriting #creativewriting
I’ll be sad to lose followers from this.
If you go then please know you’ll be missed.
Create free like a child,
But just keep your words mild.
And change rhyme so you don’t take the... mickey.

#NationalLimerickDay #amwriting #creativewriting

2/
It’s International Nurse Day as well.
Giving time now to show and to tell.
How such compassion and care,
In our need when they’re there.
Should be thanked more when we’re out of this spell.

#NationalLimerickDay #amwriting #creativewriting

3/
So as @RishiSunak extends out his furlough.
For many hard workers it’s just one more blow.
New starters, some freelance,
Like #ForgottenLtd have no chance.
The party of business has hit a new low.

#NationalLimerickDay #amwriting #creativewriting #notallinthistogether

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